“I don’t care what your excuse is, you were doing 30 over the limit and your getting a ticket.” Office Barns said with a stern look on her face as she stood beside my car.

“Look, I know, I’m sorry, it’s just so hard to keep track of the little things these days.”

“Little things? You could have killed someone with the way you were swerving through traffic at that speed!”

I let out a sigh, it was just too hard to explain things to people these days, they just couldn’t understand.

I shook my head and took a second look at the officer writing me a ticket and a smile came to my lips, “Hey, ugh, has anyone told you that you have great cheekbones?”

Officer Barns raised an eyebrow and scowled even more, “Flattery won’t get you out of the ticket.”

I gave a chuckle, Officer Barns wasn’t much to look at, well over 40, pretty muscular, a hard face, but she did have great cheekbones. She was dressed in a standard officer’s uniform, flack jacket, dark sunglasses and short cropped brown hair, all very professional.

“No, no… I’m serious. I mean it’s hard to tell with those big mirrored sunglasses, but I can definitely tell.”

Officer Barn’s eyebrow raised even higher, so much so that it was visible over her now much larger sunglasses.

That was why it was hard to keep track of the little things, like the speed limit, or how fast I was going, these days. A few weeks ago I’d been working in my lab and there had been an accident. When I came too, I found myself with the power to alter reality itself. I could speak anything in to existence I wanted with just a few words.

“I mean, those big lush red lips make it harder to see them of course.” I said and Officer Barns smacked her newly painted lips a few times with a look of confusion crossing her face.

“And I really like the way your long blonde hair frames your face and comes down at the sides of your tits. By the way, how long have you had those things for? That outfit really shows them off well.”

Officer Barns looked down at her tits and sputtered for a moment before replying, “Uhmmm… I got them done, last year?”

“Well my compliments to the surgeon, he did a great job! Did it hurt when you got your nipple pierced for the badge?”

She bit her lower lip and nodded, “A little, but not too much.”

“Well of course a big strong officer of the law like yourself could take a little pain. In fact I bet you really like to have those big fake tits really man handled, don’t you?”

This time a wicked grin crossed her lips as she lowered the baton that had replaced her ticket book over her left tit and gave it a couple of smacks.

“You know I do.” she replied.

“Well Officer Barns, why did you pull me over again?”

“Oh, call me Bunny. I just pulled you over to make sure you’d had your mandatory blowjob for the day!”

“Well in fact I have, but there might be something else you could help me with…”

Bunny smiled, “And what might that be?”

“Well, I haven’t had my weekly anal sex yet… if you’re interested…”

Bunny turned around and put her ass on the window sill of my door and gave it a shake, “God, I haven’t a cock in my ass yet today!”

I smiled and gave her ass a slap, “Good, I always like to be first.” I replied and pushed her ass off my door and then opened it.

Moments later I was balls deep in her ass on top of her patrol car’s hood at the side of the road.

“Shit!” I said as I remembered where I’d been going in such a hurry. Oh well, Hollywood and the cavalcade of stars I’d be fucking in the coming days, could wait a few more minutes.