“Look, I don’t know what your thinking, but just because that pill caused my breasts… um, boobs? … no, like I mean tits? Yes my tits to balloon out, doesn’t mean I’ve suddenly become a total slut, like you know?”

“No, I don’t know Lucinda, if you’re not a ‘total slut’, as you put it, what do those big tits make you?”

“Ummm, like god, how should I know? I’m totally just a big dumb bimbo! *giggle*”

“Ah yes, Lucy the bimbo it is then.”

“Like oh my god, you’re so smart, can I suck your cock?”

“Of course you can, that’s what bimbo’s do after all.”

“Like thanks mister, I totally don’t know what I would have done if you hadn’t been around to, like, tell me what to do! *giggle*”