Kevin looked at the two profile pictures and rubbed his chin, “I don’t know… I mean they’re both thin… but are they thin thin?” he asked.
“Well that’s in the eye of the beholder of course, but Chantelle has been on a very calorie reduced plan for the last three months and is up to five days a week at the gym. On the other hand Kimmy is a recent acquisition but came already in good shape, she’s just starting her new plan now, so there will be some room for improvement is that is the way you want to go.” the salesman replied.
Kevin nodded his head and looked at both profiles again, “And they’re both from good backgrounds?”
“Of course, we only deal in the highest quality goods here. Chantelle came from our international group, has a masters in mathematics and was on track for her PhD. Kimmy’s education is a little more… lacking, but she grew up in all right social circles and has impeccable people skills.”
“And when could I take delivery?” Kevin asked.
“Well, Chantelle is ready to go anytime, with of course any time required for any customization you wish to make. As I mentioned before, Kimmy is a new acquisition so she has about 12 more weeks of preparation before she’s ready. Of course with Kimmy we can get started right away on any customizations you want to make and so she’d be all set at the end of the twelve weeks, no additional time required.”
“And, ah, what about malfunctions?” Kevin asked a little hesitantly.
“Oh, our product is gaurenteed 100%. Unlike some other companies, we don’t just slap in a control chip and ship them off to a client. We combine our proprietary technology with a proven conditioning regiment to ensure a 0% malfunction rate. We guarantee you’ll be completely satisfied, period.”
The salesman, noticing Kevin waver, spoke up again, “You know what? I usually don’t do this, but since Chantelle is ready to go, why don’t I send her over to your place for the weekend? No strings attached. That way you can get a real feel for the quality of our product, and see if she really is thin.”
Kevin smiled and nodded before shaking the salesman’s hand. He left a few minutes later after signing some paperwork and arranging delivery of Chantelle.
For his part, the salesman hated this kind of client. They were never satisfied no matter how good the product and had unrealistic expectations.
He looked at Chantelle’s profile picture and shook his head, just look at her, how much thinner could a human being be?
He sighed and clicked back to the home page where a list of categories were displayed, at least with “huge breasts” or “phat ass” there was always a “too much is too much” point, but there never seemed to be a too thin point for guys like Kevin.
He almost felt sorry for the girls, almost, but then remembered they were just product now and so he pulled up his calendar and checked when his next appointment was. He had a half hour before then, so he pulled up his messaging app and reached out to the scheduling team to book Chantelle for the weekend.
Ten minutes later he received the confirmation in his inbox and decided to take a quick walk before the next client arrived.
