“Good morning Sir.” Kelsey said as she pulled back the drapes to let in the sun.
I stretched out and arched my back a little as I let out a groan, “God, is it time already?” I asked.
Kelsey frowned and nodded, “Yes Sir.”
I smiled over at her, she’d been up for over an hour already getting herself ready for the day, “You went with the black dress?”
She nodded, “Yes Sir, it seemed more appropriate than the pink one.”
I swung my legs over the side of the bed and stood up, her eyes instantly going to my hanging dong, “Now now Kelsey… no time for that.”
She pouted but started to clean up after our night together as I walked towards the bathroom to get myself ready.
I checked my watch, there was still lots of time, so I took a nice long hot shower before completing my morning routine.
I walked into the meeting room of the hotel where the board meeting was scheduled, there were already the majority of the board there, but a few always liked to show up fashionably late.
Kelsey was hanging off my arm as we walked towards the head of the conference table and took my, or more accurately Kelsey’s, seat. The rest of the board mulled around for a moment before taking their own seats along the sides of the table.
There was silence for a few moments until Rogers, the secretary, spoke up, “Can I call this meeting of the board to order.”
There was a aye, followed by a second.
“Good. Today’s only item on the agenda is the hostile takeover bid of Gordon Technologies Inc. from First Technologies Inc.”
I smiled and waited for the first accusation to fly, it didn’t take long.
“Then what the hell is he doing here?” one of the board members said pointing at me.
I didn’t have to prod Kelsey, she knew her part today, “Roger is here because I’ve designated him as the proxy for my congrolling shares in Gordon Technologies Inc.” she replied forcefully.
There was a loud member that raced around the table before the secretary called for order once more.
“Gentlemen, I’ve confirmed the proxy status of Mr. Thompson, all of the paperwork is in order.”
“That’s insane! How are we supposed to discuss fending off a hostile takeover when the CEO of the other company has proxy control over the majority of shares of our company?!?” one of the other members shouted.
“You’re not.” I replied flatly, “Perhaps you’ve misunderstood what today’s meeting is about.” I continued and then nodded at the secretary.
The secretary then slide folders to each of the members down the table and I took a moment for them to open and start reading.
“You see, the sale is already done… I’m just here to fire all of you.” I finished with a smirk.
The twenty minutes of bickering that followed was pure entertainment.
Richard extended his hand in a handshake as I greeted him at my front door, “Thank you for seeing me on such short notice.” he said.
“Not a problem Richard, I know you’re desperate for some of the tech I picked up with the Gordon deal.”
Richard cleared his throat before replying, “Well, I wouldn’t say desperate…” he protested.
I chuckled, “Don’t worry, I’m a reasonable man, I won’t take you for a ride… at least not too much of one.”
Richard chuckled back and I lead him back to my home office and we got down to negotiating. It wasn’t hard, the parts of Gordon Tech that he wasn’t weren’t the parts I was interested in, so it was a pure profit for me to sell them off.
In a half hour or so we’d come to the fundamentals of an agreement and a quick handshake sealed the deal.
“There is one other thing I’d like to discuss though…” Richard said as she broke the handshake.
“Oh, what’s that?” I asked, having a good idea what the answer would be.
“Well, I went after Gordon Tech a half dozen times tyring to get a deal done, but Kelsey always shot it down before I’d even completed the pitch. She was a real hard nosed businesswoman that defended that family business for years… how on earth did you get her to sell to you?”
I chuckled and then walked towards my home office door, “Come with me and I’ll show you.” I said and he followed along until we arrived at one of the spare bedroom upstairs.
I swung open the door and there Kelsey stood.
“Howdy cowboy, you looking to have some rut’n shoot’n fun?” she asked in a terrible cowboy accent and then gave her massive tits a good jiggle.
“Fuck… the rumors or true then.” Richard said as he stared at Kelsey’s tits.
The “rumors” that he was referring to were that one of my companies had made a breakthrough in personality rehabilitation. And it was true, originally researched and developed as a way to rehabilitate criminals, it had proven too effective. I’d buried it and kept it for myself, but it would never leave First Technologies Inc and my personal control.
I’d done my research on Richard before he arrived and there were two things that I knew for sure about him; he definitely had a type, and he was a real old west fan.
Kelsey was perfectly representing both of those things at the moment.
“Why don’t I leave the two of you to get to know each other a little. When you’re ready just come back down to my office and we can discuss… long term arrangements.”
Richard didn’t even wait for me to get out of the door before he stepped forward and took hold of Kelsey’s waist and pulled her in tight, their lips locking as he moved them both back towards the bed.”
I was sure Richard would be eager to take her off my hands, which would tie up the last remaining loose end in my purchase of Gordon Tech, and I could move on to more pressing matters with my company.
