“Oh my god, Sam!” Candy squealed and threw her hands around her ex-husband and pushed her tits in his chest in a giant hug.

She liked to tease him like that once in a while to show him how much he was missing out on.

The divorce had been nasty, but in the end she’d gotten everything she wanted thanks to The Perfect Divorce Service. Most women would have turned their back and never seen their ex again, but Candy liked to do these lunches with him once in a while just to rub his nose in her success.

“Candice.” he replied with a smile while reaching around and grabbing her ass.

She batted his hands away, after a few seconds of course, she liked her ass grabbed as much as the next girl, even if it was by her ex.

“No, no, no… naughty boy. And don’t call me that…” she said, taking a step back and cupping her tits in her hands and given them a little jiggle, “…the girls are pure Candy, through and through. giggle

Sam smiled and nodded, “Sorry, forgot you were going by Candy now. Shall we?” he said and then waved towards one of the empty tables in the shade.

She smiled and giggled before they both walked over and took a seat. She pulled her chair in tight to the table and rested her tits on the table for support.

“So.. Candy… how are things going?” Sam asked.

“Oh my god, sooooo good! Like, just yesterday, this guy was totally checking out my tits, and he, like came right up to me and asked how much to fuck them! giggle Like, it was just totally the best! He totally thought I was a whore! giggle

Sam nodded, “So, how much did you charge?” he asked.

She blushed a little and then replied softly, “Like… ah… fifty bucks.”

Sam smiled and nodded again, “How was he?” he asked.

“Oh my god, he was, like sooooo good! He fucked my titties and came all over them! Like, he even got some on my face too! giggle I totally orgasmed soooo hard from it! giggle

The waiter arrived and Sam order for both of them, a nice burger and coke for himself, and a house salad and water for her.

Sometimes she wondered why she divorced him when he was so thoughtful.

They continued to chat while they ate, mostly her telling him of all the guys she sucked and fucked over the last few weeks since they last time they got together for lunch. She loved seeing the look on his face knowing she was getting everything she deserved… without him.

They were just finishing up, the waiter had brought over their bill and left it there for them, when Sam said something strange.

“I miss Candy Sweets Sucking.”

Her eyelids fluttered for a moment and then her hands reached up and pulled down her top, exposing her tits, before she pushed her chair back and dropped to her knees and crawled under the table.

Moments later she was eagerly sucking her ex’s cock right there in public, her ass hanging out from beneath the table for everyone to see.

While she did so the waiter returned and cleared his throat, of course she didn’t stop sucking though.

“Ah…Sir…”

“Hum? Oh, don’t worry, she won’t be long.” Sam said and she heard his credit card hit the plastic tray with the bill on it.

“But Sir…” he protested.

She could almost hear the smile on his lips, “Just go ring in my card and I’ll give you the best tip of your life.” Sam replied and the waiter finally walked away.

When he got back she heard Sam sign the receipt and then speak to the waiter once more, “Alright, here’s your tip… When Candy here comes out of the washroom from freshening up, I’ll be gone, and you should definitely tell her how much you like her tits… in those exact words.”

The waiter seemed a little uneasy, but Candy could almost taste Sam’s precum and she was in no position to comment on what made someone uneasy.


Candy walked out of the bathroom and smacked her lips, a giant smile on her face, after sucking down another load of Sam’s cum… you know, for old times sake.

He had that effect on her sometimes, and she really couldn’t complain all that much when it was just once in a while.

As she walked out into the main part of the restaurant, their waiter walked up with a concerned look in his face.

“Excuse me… Candy?” he asked.

She smiled and giggled, “Like, yep, that’s me!” she replied enthusiastically.

“Uh…uh… I really like your tits…” he said without much confidence.

It didn’t matter, Candy giggled as her nipples hardened and her pussy moistened, “Awe, like thanks! You wanna fuck’em? giggle

Then she grabbed his hand and pulled him back into the washroom, her ass wiggling, her tits jiggling, and her next load of cum on its way.

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