Two for one caption today 🙂


It wasn’t her first 39th birthday by any strectch of the imagination, but she’d done everything she could to ensure that no one noticed. Face life, botox, lip filler, multiple breast implants, daily gym routines, and so much more.

Still, time waited for no one and so there was always more to do, she’d already scheduled another appointment with her dermatolgist, surgeon, personal trainer, …


It wasn’t a birthday cake at all really, though that’s what she’d told the bakery, it was a celebration for her last round of surguries. She was already looking forward to her 40th, she’d already scheduled it with the surgeon and was looking forward to to getting rid of that bit of fat around her stomach that no amount of excercise seemed to take care of.