Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.
The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.
Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.
Tina and Tammy strolled through the hallways of the school with a purpose, they took their jobs as hall monitors very seriously.
They turned the corner and saw someone standing in the hallway and they both turned and looked at each other before calling out together, “Hey, do you have a hall pass?”
The man turned towards them and they both gasped and then giggled uncontrollably.
“Oh my gosh…” Tina said, her pink hair falling across her face as her hand came up to her lips.
“…we didn’t recognize you…” Tammy continued.
“Principal Hardcock!” they both said in a sugar sweet voice with smiles across their entire faces.
Principal Hardcock smiled back at them and they both felt a shiver of pleasure run through them.
“That’s alright, but what are you girls doing here? It’s Christmas break afterall…”
Both girls giggled even harder as they shimmied their way over in front of him, both placed a hand on his chest and impossibly smiled even more.
“Like, we know…”
“…we just couldn’t wait to give…”
“…our favourite principal…”
“…his Christmas present.”
They both replied in alternating phrases before looking down at his crotch and slowly dropping to their knees.
Both worked his pants until they were on the floor and then proceeded to provide a double blowjob to him right there in the hallway.
