To Sexbot customer service: My boy recently came of age and decided for himself it was alright to ‘borrow’ my model for a night of fun. Thankfully there was no permanent damage done (your service techs are godsends and deserve a raise) but left unchecked I feel this was just the first instance of many more to come. So I ask you, do you have any models available that can endure an inexperienced user while also teaching them the proper care and handling your products deserve?
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