“Like, hi boss, ummmm… I totally don’t think I can come in to work today.”

“Arianna, is that you? What’s wrong, why are you talking like a total bimbo?”

“Like call me Ari boss! Nothings wrong babe, I was totally out partying last night and this really cute guy bought me a drink! Oh my god, I was so mad at first when my boobs started growing, but like I totally made out with him to make it up!”

“Damit, not another one, you’re the third one this month! Alright Ari, just hang tight and I’ll be right over.”

“Like, ok, but why?”

“Tell you what, why don’t you touch your lips and then I’ll tell you.”

“Well, ok, but I don’t see… ohhhh… mmmyyyy… gaaaawwwwd!”

“Now wouldn’t it be better if that was my cock instead of your finger?”

“YES! YES! YES! Like, hurry over I REALLY need to suck your cock right now!”

“Just hold tight, I’ll be over real soon.”

He shook his head a bit, Arianna Headly had been a real ice queen, turing down every guy in the office. He was going to have a lot of fun with Ari Head today and the rest of the guys would be sure to join in when she returned to work tomorrow to.