No, no direct human furniture stories, though a few of my stories do include furniture. For example: https://thehandsthatlead.blog/2016/07/07/mina-stared-daggers-at-jim-as-he-stood-beside-the/
Creepy? Nah, I doubt there’s anything on my tumblr that someone, somewhere doesn’t consider creepy 😉
If the right image came up and inspiration hit, I’d write one I’m sure.