Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


Debbie lifted her leg and checked to make sure her skirt rode up her ass perfectly, after all today was an important day and it wouldn’t do not to be in compliance with the school dress code!

She put her leg down and turned to double check her hair and makeup and then left the restroom and headed back to class where she took her seat.

It was only a few minutes later that the speaker of the school intercom came alive and broadcast the message she’d been hoping for, “Debbie Glitz, please come to the Principals Office immediately. Debbie Glitz, please come to the Principals Office immediately.”

Debbie nearly jumped out of her desk and went to the front of the room, catching a glance and nod from the teacher, she quickly left and headed to the front office.

Minutes later she was standing in front of Principal Hardcock’s desk, her hands clasped behind her as she wiggled her ass from side to side.

“Ah, Debbie, good to see you. How have you been?” he asked.

Debbie’s heart raced and she felt like it was trying to escape up her throat, “I’ve been good Principal Hardcock.”

“Good. Good. Well, let’s get down to business shall we? You know why you’re here today?”

She nodded excitedly, “Yes Principal Hardcock.”

“Well, then I’m very pleased to say that you’ve made it to the final interview for head of the debate team. It’s down to Stacey and yourself.”

Debbie pouted, Stacey was her archrival on the debate team and she was going to do everything she could to become captain, “Thank you Principal Hardcock, it’s an honour to have made it this far!”

Principal Hardcock nodded, “Good. Well, this final interview is a test or your oration skills, so if you’re ready you can begin any time.”

“Thank you Principal Hardcock. As you know, I’ve been on the debate team for the last three years and have a 90% win rate.” Debbie said as her hands came around from behind her and reached up and started to loosen her tie and then unzip her top. She took a step forward, crossing her feet in front of each other as she walked around his desk until she was standing beside him as he sat in his chair.

“There is no one in the school who has proven to be more… skilled, with her lips than I am Principal Hardcock.” she continued as she pulled her top off, exposing her large tits and hard nipples. Then she reached down and turned his chair so he was facing directly at her.

She then turned around, bend over at the waist and unclipped her skirt, letting it slip off of her waist and on to the floor, “There is no one who has worked their ass off as much as I have to ensure the success of the debate team.” she said and grabbed her ass and gave it a shake and then slapped it.

She stood back upright and turned to face him once more, “I’ve put everything I have in to the debate team, I put it all out there every time I debate.” she said as she pushed her tits together and jiggled them up and down.

“But, I think the only real way to prove just how good of orator I really am…” she said as she sunk down on to her knees and reached out to Principal Hardcock’s zipper, “… is to give you a ‘live’ demonstration.”

Once his pants were down, she quickly wrapped her lips around his shaft and began her oral presentation, and when his cum hit the back of her throat she knew she had won another debate. Stacey didn’t stand a chance.

At least she hoped she didn’t, Debbie had seen her in the hallway this morning showing off her new tongue stud to anyone who would look.

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