I know, I know… there are “problems” and then there are problems, and this was definitely in the “problems” category.

But here me out, just because I’ve seen and done almost everything one person can do, doesn’t mean I don’t like to change things up. I’ve owned more brothels, stripclubs, and whore houses in my thousands of years of existence than any human could visit in a lifetime.

However, modern society has brought around options that I didn’t have a century or two ago, and this little group of girls is the start of a whole new adventure for me.

Alice, the one on the bottom left, had been my maid for a few years when her sister, Dawn on the upper right, finally tracked her down. Having two maids left them both with a lot of extra time on their hands.

It was then that the idea came to me… perhaps others would like to take advantage of their services.

It didn’t take me long to track down a couple more “maids” to help them out, setup a quick website, and book their first customers. They sent me photos of themselves like this at every client site.

I looked around the mess that was my house… “problems”, right? I know. I know.

I shook my head and conceded defeat, opening up the scheduling app for them and booked myself an appointment. Then I headed out of the mess to find some more maids to add to my new business venture… perhaps some redheads?

Oh! I know, I bumped in to a fresh faced college girl just a few days ago, she was enrolled in the French language course… some nice French maids would definitely bring in some new clients!

Perhaps I’d visit the cheer leading squad while I was there… and maybe…

I shook my head and chuckled, I hadn’t been this interested in a new project in centuries, and that wasn’t a problem at all.