“Waaa wa awwwwwwa wwww…” the sound filled the room coming from the asian woman’s mouth without her lips moving as her one eye remained half closed and the other flickered open and shut.
“Shit!” Jason cried out as he took a seat and placed his computer on his lap and quickly started typing.
I let out a sigh and shook my head, “Really? Again?” I asked, “I thought you fixed this issue.” I admonished him.
“I did! I swear!” he replied, scrolling through readouts and code on his laptop.
I simply walked over and pulled the woman’s top to the side, exposing her breasts, such as they were, “I thought I told you to get these fixed.” I said as the woman suddenly sat bolt upright, her arms to her side as her eyes closed and then opened again, a smile coming across her lips.
“Hey baby, do you like my tits?” She asked as she looked down at her exposed chest.
“Not really.” I replied out of habit more than anything as I reached out and took her thick nipple between my finger and thumb. I gave it a twist and she let out a moan.
I let it go and turned back to Jason, “So, what was it this time?” I asked.
“I think… I think it was the giggle subroutine this time.” he replied, his brow furrowed in thought as he continued to scroll through the code.
I walked over and clapped him on the back, “Well, better luck next time I guess.”
His shoulders slumped and he let out a deep sigh, “I’ll have her ready for next month’s review, for sure.” he said with little confidence.
“Alright, but you’d better have her tits fixed by then as well. I don’t care what the marketing team’s ‘research’ says, small flat tits like that don’t sell units, Asian or not.”
Jason nodded and then closed his laptop, “You got it boss, no problem.”
I nodded and then walked from the room, these monthly product review sessions with the various teams working on new lines to put into production were always fun, though not always in the same way.
Even if this unit wasn’t ready for mass production, it was always entertaining to see how they failed. Other teams I’d visit today would have a variety of units that they were eager to get into production and some would be far enough along for him to test out for himself. And then there were the teams that were so much in their own bubbles that the units they created would never sell in more than very specific niches.
I smiled as I walked down the hallway to my next appointment, which was one such unit. If I remembered correctly, her tits were almost twice the size of her head last time and the team was having problems keeping her upright. It had been hilarious to watch her fall over and over again as the team tried to stabilize her.
I opened the door to see the team in panic, the unit laid out on the table, as all their heads swiveled in my direction as they realized they had run out of time.
I closed the door behind me and the excuses started to flow. I just smiled and nodded, I did love seeing these units, and I was rutting for this team to succeed. After all, I was going to be one of those niche few that purchased this model as soon as it was available.