Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.

Tessa walked down the row of apartments towards the bus stop carrying her books, she arrived with lots of time to spare and waited for it to arrive.

Just as she saw it coming around the corner, she heard footsteps behind her and she took a quick look over her shoulder to see Devin approaching her. She turned back around and rolled her eyes, she’d known him for years and he was an ok guy, but she was in no mood for his attempts to hit on her this morning.

Her hand snaked around to her lower back and rubbed the new tattoo she’d gotten as part of her initiation into the Sun Worship Club and tried to put Devin out of her mind.

Luckily the bus arrived just as he was about to talk and she quickly stepped into it and found a free seat without any others around it.

Tessa headed towards the bus stop, but this time there was a frown on her face. Devin was standing there waiting. She let out a little sigh and braced herself as she walked towards him.

“Hey Tessa, how are you?” Devin said with a smile.

“Fine.” she replied with a single work hoping he might get the hint, instead he continued.

“I was really interested about your new tattoo and found out all kinds of interesting things about the Sun Worshipers Club.” he said the genuine enthusiasm.

She cocked an eyebrow but said nothing.

“Yeah, here… take a look.” he said and then pulled up his t-shirt revealing the new tattoo just below his bellybutton.

Her eyes went wide and her lower lip quivered as her eyes darted between the tattoo and his face. Then she turned around, double checked there was no one else looking, bent over and slipped up her skirt, showing him her ass.

“The Sun and Moon are as one.” she said in a reverent tone.

Devin gave her ass a slap and intoned “The moon worships in the light of the Sun.”

She jerked bolt upright with the slap and turned around, quickly grabbing his hand and dragging him back to her apartment and too her room. Her parents had long since gone to work and they were quickly naked. She worshiped below the moon, sucking his cock. He worshiped below the sun, eating her ass.

Now bonded, she knew that, just like the Sun and Moon, they would never be apart again.

Tessa looked at the array of pamphlets laid out on the table and frowned, “Why do I have to join a school club Principal Hardcock?”

He smiled and waved at the pamphlets, “Well, its for school spirit. It’s part of your final grade and you can’t graduate without it. Just take a look, I’m sure you’ll find one that interests you…” he replied

She flicked through several and then the design on the front of one caught her eye, it was a stylized sun for The Sun Worshipers Club.

Well, that didn’t sound too bad she guessed, she did love to sunbath during the summer…

“Oh, I think you’ll really like that one.” Principal Hardcock said and she smiled and nodded at him.

“The summer solstice party they throw is great, I never miss it.”

She wasn’t sure what to say to that, but she thanked him anyway and walked away from the table to get the schedule for her senior year.