Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series isย here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


“Shit, shit, shit!” Lacey thought to herself with little choice otherwise as the gag between her lips severely limited her ability to speak.

Then, things got worse as she heard the door to the AV room open and close behind her.

She’d been doing a little self bondage photo shoot as part of her school project when things had gotten a little out of hand. Or, more precisely, when she’d tied the wrong knot and found herself standing on her tippy toes with no way to undo her restraints.

She heard the sound of heavy footsteps coming up behind her and she knew it wasn’t a student, which made matters far more uncomfortable.

Then, Principal Hardcock come into view and her heart started to race. He reached around and undid the gag, letting it drop to the floor.

“Well hello there Lacey, getting a little extra credit in for your art class?” he asked with a smile.

She blushed and nodded, “Yes Sir, but I… umm… seem to have over done it a little bit…” she replied as she looked up at her securely tied hands.

“Ah, yes, a very common mistake. Let me help you with that…” he said and then reached up towards her hands.

A smile crossed Lacey’s face, “Well Sir, perhaps you could help me with something else first?”

Principal Hardcock stopped reaching for her hands and raised an eyebrow, “Oh, and what might that be?”

“Well Sir, I could really use a male model to… enhance my photos. If you wanted to put my gag back on… you could do anything you wanted afterwards.”

Principal Hardcock smiled and bent over and picked up the gag, replacing it into her willing mouth.


Lacey’s arms were sore, her gag was soaked through with saliva, her top was almost transparent from all the sweet, and Principal Hardcock’s cum was dribbling down her thigh and staining her stockings.

The worst part though was that sometime during the orgasmic bliss of her orgasm she hadn’t notice him leave and that meant she was going to be stuck hanging there until someone else came in to the AV room.

The only consolation was that she was sure that her camera wasn’t going to have run out of storage until after he left, which meant she’d have lots of photographs to masturbate to in the future.

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