Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


“Now then, are there any questions?” Miss Take asked as she raised her glasses to her forehead and then tapped her oversized pencil onto her teachers edition of the textbook.

The class looked back at her their heads shaking, just as the bell sounded and they all shot up and almost ran to the door.

“Don’t forget to read chapter 7, The Monetary Value of Sex Work, before next class!” she called after them and then the door slowly closed.

She let out a sigh, there were a few students she was definitely going to have fail this year unless they paid more attention. Then she walked around behind her desk and fell back into her chair, tossing the textbook onto the desk.

She kept the pencil in her hand and a wicked smile crossed her lips. She double checked the room was empty and then slipped even lower into her chair as she reached down and pushed her g-string to the side before slipping the rubbed end of the pencil into her pussy.

She let out a moan and closed her eyes, sliding it back and forth, letting the stress of the day slip away.

Unfortunately she let time slip away as well and before he knew it someone grabbed hold of the pencil and pulled it from her hands.

Her eyes flew open and she gasped, “Principal Hardcock!” she shrieked and then clamped her hand over her mouth.

“Hello Miss Take, am I interrupting anything?” he asked, dripping sarcasm from his words.

He continued on before she could find the words to reply with, “Never mind, I think I know. I’ve always wondered why you kept this huge pencil in class…” he said and then set the pencil on the desk before reaching down and grabbing her by the waist and lifting her up onto the desk as well.

“…perhaps I have something that could replace it.” he replied and her wicked smile return.

“Oh Principal Hardcock…” she said as she flipped her skirt up and she shimmied to the edge of the desk as he dropped his pants.

He slipped into her pussy easily as he reached around and grasped the back of her neck, holding her in place. She reached up and pulled her top to the sides, exposing her tits, so she could play with them as he fucked her.

It wasn’t long before she was flat on her back, his hands squeezing her tits, his cock pounding her pussy, and her voice filling the room with ecstasy.


Hannah laid on her desk as Principal Hardcock closed the door behind him, her head rolled to the side to see her oversized pencil hanging just on to the edge of the desk.

It had been a mistake to use it while school was still in session, but it wasn’t going ot be a mistake she repeated, or her name was…

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