“Hello? Hello? CONTROL? Like this is Agent 99, and like, I need help!”
I watched the previous Agent 99 talk into her shoe and chuckled a little. I was just a low level agent of KAOS but I’d realized the one thing that everyone else had seemed to miss.
Between Agent 86 and 99, it was 99 that was the brains of the operation.
Everyone else had gone after 86 like moths to a flame, never seeing what was right in front of them. Perhaps it was their deep seated misogyny, or perhaps their bias towards lower numbers, but whatever it was it had failed them time after time.
But even after I’d captured Agent 99, sent her into the brain drain chamber, processed her through the inflato-tron, and used the mezmo-helm on her, all they could see was my failure to capture Agent 86.
It’s why I’d finally left the organization… taking with me a few things to help me in my new ventures. Like the above mentioned brain drain chamber, inflato-tron and mezmo-helm.
And of course the most important thing of all… Agent 99.
I reached out and took the shoe from her hand and she pouted and bounced in place, “Please… I gotta get ahold of CONTROL… it’s… it’s, like, important!”
Then her eyes went wide and her mouth hung half open as I parted my rob and revealed my dick.
“Oh my god, like, CONTROL!” she cried out and then leaned forward and took me into her mouth.
There was still some fine tuning to do with the mezmo-helm, but she was already earning me a pretty penny with all the henchmen that she’d taken down over the years, so I was taking my time with her.
Well, as much time as was needed to get her ready for The Chief of CONTROL. That man was a well known pervert and my offer of providing him Agent 99 for certain… considerations, had been a slam dunk.
There were a dozen or more other female agents in CONTROL that would soon be visiting the brain drain chamber, the inflato-tron, and the mezmo-helm before joining TITS… The Institute for Total Sluts.
Author’s note: I’ll just leave this here in case anyone is wondering what this is all about… and shame on you if you don’t know already 😉
