Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


“Ah, Principal Hardcock, thank you for coming.” Yvonne said as she sat at the piano in the music room.

“My please Ms. Ivory, what can I do for you today?” Dean replied with a smile on his lips.

“Well, as you know, we’ve had quite a few talented students this year, and I was hoping I could convince you to increase the music budget so that we could put on a talent show.”

Dean nodded in thought, “I have noticed several talented… oralist coming from your classroom.”

She smiled and nodded, then using her pencil, pointed to the papers standing on the piano, “If you’ll take a look, I have work some numbers for you to take a look at.” she said and Dean sat down beside her.

“As you can see…” Yvonne continued as she pointed at the paper with the pencil with one hand, and her other slipped into his lap to find his hardening shaft.

“I think that just a small increase in my budget could go a long way.”

Then she moved the pencil away from the paperwork and placed it on her chest, slowly moving it down until it was lodged between her breasts.

“I’m famous for getting the most out of what I have in hand…” she said and then pushed her glasses up her nose before leaning over and quickly fishing Dean’s dick from his pants.

It wasn’t long before the tortured sounds of random piano keys could be heard coming from the music room as Yvonne hands and chest slammed into them randomly.

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