Friday January 16, 2026

“Like, oh my god, come with me quick! We got to totally save the future!”

The blonde woman had just appeared in front of me, her hand outstretch, in a blinding flash of light.

As I blinked and tried to get my vision back, I felt her hand touch my shoulder and give me a little shake.

“Like, hurry! Hurry!” she nearly shouted as I finally came back to my senses.

“What are you talking about? What’s wrong with the future?” I asked but instead of answering she just wrapped her arms around me and planted a kiss on my lips.

It was like an explosion of sex had gone off in my head as soon as she did. My dick hardened and stood at attention, my hands reached around and grabbed her ass, and before I understood what was happening, we were making out like teenagers.

She finally broke the kiss and pushed back from me slightly, to my protest. But my head was spinning and before I knew it, she’d pushed me backwards, onto the floor, and was pulling my pants down around my ankles.

“Oh my god, I knew it! I knew it!” she squealed as she revealed my dick standing at attention, and before I could ask what she knew, she’d wrapped her lips around my shaft and was bobbing up and down.

“Fuck me!” was all I could get out, she was sucking my dick like a hover… the best oral I’d every had!

By the time I managed to get my head on even slightly straight, she was naked, squatting over me, one hand on my dick, guiding it into her pussy.

She moaned and gasped as she slipped all the way down, rocking her hips several times before gliding up my shaft and then back down. She repeated the maneuver several times, causing untold pleasure throughout my body, as I just laid there and let her fuck me.

“Oh god yes! Yes! Like, you’ve got to cum for me baby! Fill me up with that yummy cum!” she cried out, and somehow I managed to avoid busting a nut inside of her right then and there.

Instead she continued to fuck me, sliding up and down, increasing her pace, and then extending it out, until I could see her face and chest flush as she grew closer to her own orgasm.

As she did, she glowed.

And not in some joyous kind of way, but an actual halo of light started to form around her.

“Yes! Yes! That’s it! Cum for me!” she cried out and bounced faster and faster until I could take it no longer and the glow enveloped us both as I let loose inside of her and she cried out in ecstasy.

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It took a few minutes for my vision to clear once more, but the blonde was laying on top of me, my dick still buried in her pussy, as she gently kissed my neck.

“Mmmm… baby, like, that was amazing!” she purred.

I heard voices around me first, voices just like her’s, all giving similar affirmations, before I could see what was going on.

All around me, in a huge warehouse, were couples. Buxom blondes, redheads, brunettes, all laying on top of men, clearly having just fucked.

The blonde giggled and the pushed up on my chest a little so we could see eye to eye, “Like, welcome to the future baby!”

It took another minute or two, but the fog in my head finally cleared enough for me to ask a coherent question, “Who are you and what the hell is going on?”

“Oh my god, like, I’m such a ditz! I’m your Temporal Action Management Interface… but, like, call me TAMI! And you’ve been recruited to travel through time and fuck the past right back into shape… cuz, like, it’s totally screwed up at the moment.”

I shook my head, “I’ve got to be dreaming…” I said but Tami pinched my arm.

“Ouch!” I shouted, and then heard a dozen more similar shouts all around me.

“Nope! Like, completely wake! giggle“

Tami then stood up, finally pulling free of my dick, and stood above me, extending her hand towards me once more.

“Like, gotta go baby…. the Captain is totally gonna wanna brief you herself!”

I reached up and grabbed her hand and she pulled me to my feet easily, looking around, I realized something was off.

“They’re… they’re all me?!?” I asked as I stared at the man closest to me, who had just been pulled to his feet as well.

“Like, of course! The multi-verse is a big place and we need all of the you’s we can get to unfuck it all! giggle” Tami said and then pulled me towards the edge of the warehouse, as many of the other me’s were pulled in different directions.

I wasn’t sure what was going on, but I was sure that I wouldn’t get answers just by standing around, so I let Tami pull me towards my future and hoped I wasn’t about to regret it.