Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


“Oh my god, I call dibs!” Casey half whispered in excitement.

Jenna, confused for a moment, looked up from her phone, then at her friend, and then down the street to where she was looking.

“No fair!” Jenna whisper shouted back as a broad smile crossed her lips and she turned towards the approaching Principal Hardcock.

Casey gave a wicked little grin before replying, “To bad, you’re the one who made the rules…”.

“Hi Principal Hardcock!” Casey said as he came into ear shot and she gave him a wave.

Jenna pouted on for an instant before giving him a huge smile as well, “giggle Hi Principal Hardcock! giggle” she said as well but made sure to giver her tits a little shake as she did so.

“Hello girls…” he replied with a smile that sent both of their hearts fluttering, “…it’s Saturday, I’m surprised to see you in your uniforms.”

Jenna responded without pausing to think, “Like, my boyfriend just loves to see me in it… and out of it. giggle“

Casey smiled even more after hearing Jenna’s response, “Oh, I just didn’t have anything else clean, and they’re so comfortable.” she replied.

Jenna instantly knew she’d made a tactical error, she’d tried to infer she’d take it off for him, but she’d admitted to having a boyfriend, and that was no good.

Then Casey drove home the final nail in the coffin, she stepped up to Principal Hardcock and laid her hand on his chest, looking up with innocent puppy dog eyes, “Jenna is meeting her boyfriend any time now, but I was just heading home… you wouldn’t be able to give me a ride would you Principal Hardcock?” she asked the sweetest, most syrupy tone imaginable.

“But… but… but…” Jenna managed to sputter out, but it was too late, Principal Hardcock had already slipped his arm around Casey’s waist and began to nod in agreement.

Jenna pouted, “Like… like… I should go find my boyfriend… uhm, like, you two have fun…” she said as she looked around like she was looking for a rock to hide under.

Casey craned her neck around and smiled at Jenna, “Oh, I’m sure we will.” she replied and then stuck her tongue into her cheek to simulate the cock sucking she’d surly be doing shortly.

Jenna turned and walked quickly away as her friend and Principal Hardcock strolled slowly down the street, Casey pushed right up against his side, as they headed towards his car.

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