“Like, oh my god, I’m sooooo silly! giggle Of course these go on me and not you! giggle” Samantha said as she pushed her giant tits out and held the pair of handcuffs up.
“That’s no problem Sammi… here, let me help.” I replied and reached out and took the cuffs from her.
Samantha smiled, giggled some more, then turned around and held her hands behind her back to let me secure the cuffs on her wrists.
I didn’t blame her for being confused, after all, up until a few seconds ago she was a forty something brunette asian with a flat chest in a bullet proof vest, her gun drawn and pointing directly at me as she attempted to arrest me.
Samantha’s moan as she wiggled her ass brought a smile to my face so I gave her as good slap on the ass.
She let out a squeal, then pushed her ass out even more, “Yes baby! Like, slap that ass again! giggle” she replied and so I did. A few more and she was begging for more than just slaps.
I let her continue as I walked out of the room and into the next one where the rest of her team was waiting. There were four, all guns drawn, all aimed right at me, all dressed similarly to now Samantha had been. Blue uniforms, tactical gear, and bullet proof vests… a terrible look for any woman.
“Freeze!” “Hands up!” “Don’t move!” “Hands on your head!” the four of the shouted at me simultaneously.
I smiled and shook my head, “No, no, no… this will never do.” then snapped my fingers, for effect and no other reason and reality warped around them.
“Hey mister… whatcha looking at?” one of the four girls now dressed in school uniforms asked.
“Yeah… you’re kinda creepy…” another declared and the other two both wrinkled their noses at me.
I just smiled and shrugged, “Nothing… why don’t you four go see your friend in the next room?” I said and all four paused for a moment, then passed by me as they went through the door I’d just come through myself.
I then turned to the final door before I left the building and headed towards it, stepping through was the Captain of the team, in plain clothes at least, but a stern look on her aging face that quickly transitioned to surprise.
“What are you doing here! Get on the ground, don’t make any sudden moves!” she shouted as she went for her gun, but I just shook my head and reality shifted once more.
“Hey mister… whatcha looking at?” one of the four girls now dressed in school uniforms asked.
“Yeah… you’re kinda creepy…” another declared and the other two both wrinkled their noses at me.
I just smiled and shrugged, “Nothing… why don’t you four go see your friend in the next room?” I said and all four paused for a moment, then passed by me as they went through the door I’d just come through myself.
I then turned to the final door before I left the building and headed towards it, stepping through was the leader of the team, Major Thompson, in plain clothes at least, but a stern look on her aging face that quickly transitioned to surprise.
“What are you doing here! Get on the ground, don’t make any sudden moves!” she shouted as she went for her gun, but I just shook my head and reality shifted once more.
“Major Slut, what are you doing here?” I asked with a smirk on my face.
The now young woman in front of me, clad in a shiny vinyl jacket, pick sun glasses, and with lips that could only be for one thing, looked a little confused.
“Uh… what? I… I’m not sure…” she managed to get out as she reached up and pushed her sun glasses up her nose a little.
“Aren’t you supposed to be at the club? I mean those dicks aren’t going to suck themselves are they.”
Major BJ Slut blinked, then attempted to curl her over inflated lips into a smile, the shook her head from side to side, “No… no they won’t.” she replied and started to turn to leave, then stopped and looked back over her shoulder.
“Are… are you going to drop by later? I’d love to suck that big fat dick of yours… no charge.” she asked with a smile then licked her lips slowly.
“Maybe, we’ll see. If I don’t make it, why don’t you offer someone a freebee in my stead.”
Her whole body shivered for a moment before she replied, “God yeah, I don’t even know why I charge anyone… I just love sucking dick!” Then she looked forward and walked towards the front door, her ass swaying as she did so.
I followed along, and as we exited the building the three police cruzers, and one unmarked car, shifted. One cruzer became a pink and white parody of itself, two shifted into four bicycles, and the last into a pink convertible that Major Slut made a beeline for.
As she drove away, I headed in the opposite direction, right towards the main police station. After all, if I wanted any piece and quiet on my vacation in Japan I was going to have to take care of that pesky police report that someone had filed.
