“OH MY GAWD, like, happy birthday baby! giggle” Tammy squealed as Rick entered the kitchen.

“Fuck! Is that you Tabitha?” Rick asked in confusion.

Tammy let go of the balloon in her left hand and pushed her tits together, jiggling them from side to side, “giggle Totally! But like, call me Tammy… or Tits… or slut… or gosh, like, just whatever you want to! giggle“

Rick stood there with his jaw on the floor, Tabitha was his ex, a hateful bitch that had spent the last two years making his life a living hell during their divorce.

The last time he’d seen her was six months ago in court when the judge had finalized their divorce and he was glad to see her for what he assumed would be the last time.

He could still remember her shoulder length brown hair pulled back in a severe bun, her pale white skin making her appear almost ghost like, and her well tailored business suit hugging her svelte form.

When he finally got his jaw up off the floor he noticed the envelope on the counter. He walked over and picked it up, quickly opening it to read.

Hey buddy, sorry for missing your divorce.  Taking over the world and all is keeping me pretty busy, ya know?

When I found out that bitch Tabitha had dragged you through hell I just had to do something to cheer you up... so enjoy!

Your friend, Dr. Spiral

Rick smiled and shook his head, Kenneth, or Dr. Spiral as he was known professionally, was an old college buddy, who had been there when Rick and Tabitha had met for the first time. Kenneth had warned him, tried to get him to see what he’d been blind too, but Rick was too infatuated to pay any attention to him.

Rick turned to Tabitha and smiled, “Ok Tammy…” he started to say but then frowned, “… you know what… no, Tammy won’t cut it. Let’s give you a more appropirate name…”

Rick put his thumb and finger on his chin and thought for a moment, then a smile crossed his face, “Bitchy B. Yeah, that works. From now on you’re Bitchy B, and you always refer to yourself in the third person… got it?”

“Oh my gawd, like Bitchy B loves it! Like, are you gonna fuck Bitchy B now? Bitch B really needs your cock! giggle” she replied and then crawled over to where Rick was standing, pushing her face into his crotch and wiggling her ass.

Rick reached down and grabbed a clump of her hair and pulled her back from his crotch, “Yes, yes I think I am going to fuck Bitchy B now… does Bitchy B like anal?” Rick asked.

Tammy squealed like a school girl and looked up at Rick, “Oh my gawd, Bitchy B loves anal! Bitchy B squeals so good with a cock in her ass!”

She quickly turned around and put her tit to the floor and stuck her ass in the air, reaching around she pulled down her thong and spread her ass cheeks.

Rick gave her ass a slap and she squealed in joy and wiggled her ass in the air.

It wasn’t long before he suspected her squeals could be heard across the street as he pumped her ass full of his cum.

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