Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


Crissi looked down at the text book and finished reading the page, she licked the end of her finger and then flipped the page over and continued. As the old saying went, the teacher only had to be one lesson ahead of the students, and now that the students had left for the day it gave her time to read ahead a bit.

She was about half way through the next page when she heard someone clear their throat at her classroom door. She looked up and scowled before she realized it was Principal Hardcock. Her lips quickly turned around and she smiled for all she was worth.

“Oh! Principal Hardcock! I didn’t see you there!” she said as she stood upright, pushing her shoulders back and her chest forward.

“I hope I’m not interrupting anything Miss Cans…” he said as he stepped in to her classroom, closed the door, and walked towards her desk.

“Oh no, Principal Hardcock, of course not. I was just reviewing… some classwork for, the rest of the semester.” she lied, trying to make it sound like she was planning well in advance.

“Very good Miss Cans, I like to see a substitute teacher taking the imitative. Did they boys give you any problems today?”

“Oh, no. Not at all. I mean, boys will be boys and they can sometimes be a… handful… but I think I captured their attention for the entire lesson.” she replied, giving her tits a little shake when she said handful.

“I’m confident you did. In face several of them dropped by my office before they left to how much they’d learned today from you. They especially highlighted your… technique, to keep their attention on you.”

“Well thank you Principal Hardcock.” she replied and titled her head down just a little.

“Please, call me Dean.”

“Of course… Dean. Well, I know that I’m substituting for another teacher on maternity leave, but if there was ever a full time position available… I’d love to show you my technique in a more personal setting… I’ll be willing to be put in whatever position you wanted me in.”

“Well, now that you mention it, I’ve just been given approval by the school board to hire a full time staff member to work as a float. You wouldn’t believe the number of our teachers that go out on maternity leave each year.” he replied with a wolfish smile.

She returned it with one of her own as she stepped closer to him and reached up and pulled her blouse to the sides, exposing even more of her cleavage.

Dean reached around her and grabbed her ass, pulling her in close and their lips met. It was only a matter of seconds before her ass was on the desk, her skirt around her waist and her blouse and bra on the floor. His hands were squeezing her tits and ass, her’s were working his belt and pants until both hit the floor. She grabbed a hold of him and pulled him in to her, guiding his dick right in to her pussy.

“Mmmm… yeah Dean, just like that. Stuff that dick right in to my pussy. I want you to fuck me until I squeal like a little piggy!” she half whispered as he pushed deep inside of her.

It wasn’t long before she was gasping for air, her tits flying with each thrust he made in to her. Then, he grabbed her hips, pulled all the way out and flipped her over on to stomach, and reinserted himself in to her in one swift motion.

“Oh god Dean, you’re going to make me cum with that big hard cock. Come on, do it! DO IT! DOOOOOO IIIIIITTTTT!” she cried out, realizing the noise she was making she looked around and saw the apple one of the students had brought in earlier.

She grabbed hold of it and stuffed it in her mouth, biting down on to it and screaming in to it so it muffled her voice.

Dean grabbed a hold of her arms and pulled them around behind her back, slamming his cock in to her again and again until she could take no more and came hard. She felt Dean do the same and her voice cried out in joy.

She laid there, on the desk, Dean’s cock sticking her like pig on a spit, her arms secured behind her, a big red apple between her lips and she knew exactly what she looked, and sounded like.

She didn’t care though, she knew that the performance would be more than enough to secure her the full time position. The mind blowing orgasm and Dean’s huge cock were just bonuses she hoped wouldn’t be a one time thing.

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