Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”. The first post in this series is here.


Karen sighed and closed her eyes for just a moment before opening them and putting on her best fake smile before opening the front door. She used the door to block most of her body, but her head stuck out around it and she beamed at Principal Hardcock.

“Oh, Principal Hardcock, please come in…” she said and waved her hand down the hallway.

“Thank you Mrs. Head. Please call me Dean, you’re not my student any longer.” he replied to the sound of Karen closing the door behind him.

“Of course… Dean, and please call me Karen.” he nodded in response as she stepped around him and wiggled her ass as she walked down the hallway towards the kitchen.

She could feel his gaze on her ass and so she made sure to exaggerate it’s motion as much as possible for him. It wasn’t hard in the tiny skirt with suspenders that wrapped around it and the too tight white top that clearly showed her hard nipples through it.

Karen still couldn’t believe that Stacy hadn’t worn it to school when Karen had spent so much time finding the perfect outfit for her. But then again, that was Stacy for you. All she wanted was boring, drab dark colours, that covered up too much skin, and she even refused to wear makeup!

Karen could hardly believe the girl hadn’t been shunned completely at school, let alone hadn’t been expelled… yet. Which, of course, was why Principal Hardcock… Dean, was standing in her husbands kitchen.

Karen had done everything she could to raise his child right, shown her how to put on makeup, given her a credit card to buy whatever clothes she wanted, and even taught her how to flirt and draw attention to herself.

But Stacy had resented Karen right from the start when she’d started dating her father and now it seemed it was too late. So Karen had resigned herself to do the only think she could for Stacy, which was to make sure she graduated.

Dean had walked over to the island counter and leaned up against it, so Karen walked over to the kitchen table and slide her ass up on to it, folding her long legs in front of her.

“I want to thank you for coming over Dean, I know you are very busy.”

“Never too busy to see a former student and current parent Karen. Especially when there is a challenge we need to figure out together…”

Karen let out a little sigh, “Yes, that’s why I asked you to drop by Dean. I know Stacy is a little hard headed, and breaking dress code is a serious offense! But I was hoping we could work something out…” she said, unfolding her legs and spreading them wide, revealing her bare pussy. Her fingers slipped from playing with her hair to between her legs and she spread her pussy lips.

Dean smiled and took a step towards her, “I think we can come to an arrangement Karen… you still remember what I like don’t you?”

She blushed as one of his hands slipped up under her top and the other threaded through her hair as he pulled her head backwards slightly.

“Yes… yes Principal Hardcock…” she replied and then gasped as his fingers found her hard nipple and pinched it tightly.

He placed his lips on hers and their tongues darted in and out of each other mouths while he continued to maul her tit. When he broke it off he pulled her back towards the table with his hand still in her hair and she let him guide her down on to her back.

When she was all the way down he released her hair and moved his hand to her front, using both hands he pushed her top up over her tits to reveal the two large, round globes that stood out from her chest unnaturally.

“You’re husband had upgraded your tits since the last time I saw you Karen…” Dean said and the gave her left one a solid slap.

“Yes Sir!” she said and then moaned.

Dean let go of her tits and then grabbed her legs, sliding his hands all the way down to her ankles and then pulled her legs upright. Then he pushed them back as she grabbed her own ankles and pulled them all the way down until they were beside her head.

“Please Sir… you’re fuck toy is so horny… please use your fuck toy Sir!” she heard his pants hit the floor before she finished the speech that she had made so many times in his office when she was a student that she could hardly believe it had been this long since the words had last escaped her lips.

Dean’s cock slipped inside of her pussy and she let out a gasp, “Oh my god Sir! Yes! YES! YES!!! Use my fuck toy hole!”

It wasn’t long before she felt him cum and her whole world exploded in ecstasy as her orgasm crashed over her.

Karen wasn’t sure how long she laid there and giggled for, but at some point Dean was ready to leave walked over and stood above her.

“So I think we’ll need to do a status meeting once every two weeks, just to be sure that Stacy is doing well at school, if that sounds good to you?”

She let out a giggle, “Like, ok… uhm… but maybe we could make it weekly? This toy could stand to be played with every day! giggle

Dean simply chuckled in response and then left, leaving Karen to wonder if she had one week or two to prepare for the next meeting. In the end she just committed to being ready as soon as possible. After all, perhaps, if she riled up Stacy a little bit, Principal Hardcock would have to call a meeting earlier to discuss it.

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