Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”. The first post in this series is here.
Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.
Amy sat on the desk, her legs together as she held them and pouted, “Like, I don’t understand why I’m in detention!”
Principal Hardcock just rolled his eyes at her, “Really Amy? Because on your detention slip it says you were ‘Causing problems participating in the group work’.”
Amy pouted some more, “Like, nah ah! I totally was participating!”
“It didn’t say you weren’t participating, it said you were causing problems… perhaps if you told me what you were doing it might help me understand.”
A smile crossed Amy’s face, “Like, ok, but ah, can I like show you instead?”
“Fine.” Principal Hardcock replied.
Amy turned around and grabbed something from behind her, when she faced forward again she was holding a ruler in her hands. She then spread her legs and held the ruler in front of her.
“Ya see… like the group work was totally about mesur’n stuff…” she said as she tilted her head to the side and then wiggled her tits a bit.
“And, like, I was just try’n to, like, do exactly that…” she said as she put her feet down on the floor and pushed her butt off the desk and wiggled her way over to Principal Hardcock as he sat in one of the chairs.
She bit her lower lip when she arrived in front of him and then squatted down in front of him, one of her fingers tracing a line down his zipper.
“By, ya know, mesur’n what I have like, the most experience with…” she said and then tugged on his zipper, then his pants button, and finally pulled his pants down around his ankles.
His erect member popped free as she did and her eyes went wide, “Oh my, Principal Hardcock… I’ve never measured anything, like, that big before!”
She held the ruler up to it and let out a giggle, “Like, this thing must be totally broken! I’d better make sure it’s really that large…”
Amy then wrapped her lips around his tip and slowly, but surly, took him all the way in until her nose was buried in his abdomen. She held herself there for a moment and then pulled all the way off in one quick motion and gasped for air as she came of it.
“OH MY GAWD! It, like, totally is!” she exclaimed and then dove right back down on to it. This time her head bobbing up and down as her pig tails flew all around.
She continued until she tasted his cum flow in to her mouth and she sucked every last drop out of him she could, swallowing each and every drop of it.
Finally, as he softened, she pulled back and smiled up at him, “See, like, I totally didn’t do anything wrong!”
Principal Hardcock looked down at her and smiled, “Oh, I think I know what you did wrong now Amy…”
She pouted once more, “Like, really Principal Hardcock?”
He nodded and patted her on the head, “Don’t worry, it’s an easy fix. You didn’t give the other members of the group a chance to measure how much cum you swallowed by showing it to them first.”
“Oh my gawd Principal Hardcock, you’re totally right! giggle“
“That’s alright Amy, I can help you with that. Why don’t you come to detention for the rest of the week and we’ll see if you can get it right.”
“Like, you’re the best Principal Hardcock! giggle” she replied and then stood up and retrieved her ruler before leaving detention.
She paused only breifly at the door to turn and smiled back at him, “Like, see you tomorrow!” she said and then waved as she left.
