Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”. The first post in this series is here.


“Oh fuck… oh fuck… just like that… keep going Kim, I’m almost there…” Jen cried out louder than she should have and immediately regretted it.

This part of the school wasn’t used much, but even so, you never knew who might be wandering around it. Just as she let out a moan she heard footsteps in the distance and clapped her hand over her mouth as Kim continued to lap at her pussy.

Deep down she knew she should have stopped Kim and finished up later that night at their “study” session, but Kim’s tongue on her pussy felt too good. The study session was really just a pretense for Kim’s parents, Jen had been writing all of Kim’s papers for the last semester in exchange for Kim being Jen’s dedicated pussy licker.

Kim had never been the same after last semesters “Advanced Home Financials” course, but then again, many students changed after that. In Kim’s case, she’d taken the section on bartering to heart. Jen was pretty sure that Kim was bartering with several other students, and even teachers as well.

The sound of the footsteps coming around the corner managed to draw Jen’s attention away from Kim’s efforts just in time for her to see Principal Hardcock come in to view.

Jen grabbed the hem of her skirt and pulled it down, letting out a shriek that got Kim’s attention as well, “Principal Hardcock! It… it… it’s what it looks like… I mean… I can explain!” the words tumbled out of Jen’s mouth in a jumble.

“Oh, I don’t know…” Principal Hardcock replied with a smile on his face, “I think it looks exactly like what I think it is… and that’s the explanation for why Kim’s grades have been going up all this semester.”

Kim had managed to get turned around and on her feet just in time for her face to flush with embarrassment as she lowered her head and clasped her hands in front of her.

Principal Hardcock took a few more steps forward until he was just in front of Kim, he took her chin between his finger and thumb and titled her head up until their eyes met.

“Now why don’t you go to Secretary Candy and report for detention.”

Kim’s lower lip quivered and she nodded slightly, “Yes Principal Hardcock…” Kim replied and quickly wiggled her ass around the corner that Principal Hardcock had emerged from just moments ago.

Then he turned his attention to Jen, “And what am I going to do with you?” he asked rhetorically, raising one eyebrow.

“I… you… you can’t prove anything… I mean I didn’t do anything wrong really…” Jen replied, feigning as much innocence as she could.

Principal Hardcock let out a little chuckled and smiled, “And you think if I bend Kim over my knee during detention she’s not going to spill all of the beans on you?”

Jen harrumphed and frowned, he was right of course, Kim wasn’t smart enough these days to know to keep her mouth shut.

“So… what are you going to do then?” she asked.

He shook his head from side to side before answering, “Well for someone so smart, you really didn’t learn much in your Advanced Home Financials class last semester did you? I mean, Kim passed with flying colours by the looks of it.”

A confused looked crossed Jen’s face, and she was lost for what he wanted.

He finally took pity on her and answered, “If you’re going to be doing business on school grounds, well, you have to pay the school tax…” he said and placed a hand gently on her shoulder and pushed down on it.

It was like a light-bulb had gone off in her head, she lowered herself gently to her knees, a smile coming across her lips, her fingers dancing across his zipper, her lips engulfing his hard shaft.

She’d been so stupid! She’d been getting paid with oral sex so much that it must have gone to her head! Of course Principal Hardcock deserved to collect the school tax from her, and she was only too glad to pay it!

After all, Advanced Home Financials, had taught her that above all else, you had to pay your taxes to maintain a proper home.

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