Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.
The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.
Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.
Principal Hardcock held the glossy photo out in front of him as he sat behind his desk, across from him sat Sally, the student in the photo, and her mother Jessica.
Dean let out a heavy sigh and shook his head as he looked at the photo and then lifted his eyes to look at Sally and Jessica. Jessica had a frown on her face, clearly disappointed in her daughter, and Sally’s head was hung so low so Dean couldn’t see her face at all.
“What am I going to do about this…” Dean said, shaking the photo in the air.
“I… I’m sorry Principal Hardcock…” Sally got out before her mother could speak.
“Quite, haven’t you made enough of a mess already young lady!” Jessica chastised her.
Jessica’s cheeks were flush with anger, but even so, there could be no mistaking the two as being related. In fact, most might have guessed that Jessica was her older sister and not her mother, if her older sister was a stripper or porn star of course.
Jessica over inflated chest strained against the thin material that struggled to contain it, her face was filled with botox and fillers, her lips so puffy that she could hardly close them, making the frown she had mustered just a few moments ago even more remarkable.
“In my day, this kind of behaviour would never have even been contemplated, let alone actually done!” Jessica said and a small sob came from Sally’s lowered head.
Jessica turned to Dean and made eye contact, “I must apologize for my daughters behaviour once more Principal Hardcock, such disgraceful attire is just not acceptable, especially for the cover photo of the year book!”
Dean nodded in agreement, “Yes, agreed. We could never allow such a photo to be on the cover, it would never do.”
“Agreed.” Jessica replied and then turned back to her daughter, “Now young, please explain to Principal Hardcock exactly what you were thinking by covering up your tits and slit… let alone not sucking on the school’s official dildo!”
“I.. I’m… I’m sorry Mom… I just… well… I… just thought…”
“Well there’s your problem young lady… thinking! How many times have I told you to stop thinking you’re a cock sucking slut and just be a cock sucking slut?”
“I… I’m sorry Mom… I know… you try so hard to help me…” Sally replied before breaking down in sobs once more.
Jessica turned back to Dean and tried to form her lips in to a smile, “I know it’s asking a lot Principal Hardcock… but if you’ve give Sally one more chance, I promise she’ll come through with a proper cover photo for the year book. I’ll personally supervison the photo shoot, and Sally will show you just how much school spirit she has!”
Dean looked skeptical, but before he could say anything, Jessica continued.
“I know that my yearbook cover is one of your favorites… perhaps I could show you how I got the school’s dildo all the way down my throat and closed my mouth as well… or any other tricks you’d like me to perform.”
Dean smiled and nodded, “Well, I am a big believer in second chances, and Sally was by far the most voted for cover model, so why not. Why don’t I drop by Saturday to your house and you can share your idea’s for a new cover, as well a reminisce over your own time on it.”
“Oh thank you Principal Hardcock, that would be wonderful. What do you say young lady?”
Sally managed to stop sobbing long enough to make eye contact with Dean, “Thank you Principal Hardcock. I… I won’t disappoint you, or the school again.”
Dean nodded as Jessica stood up and pulled Sally up with her, then the two of them turned and walked out his office. Once they had left he turned to the credenza behind him and opened one of doors on it, flipping through a trove of yearbooks until he found the one he was looking for.
There on the cover was Jessica, her tits much smaller than the were now but still impressive, her big blond hair framing her smiling face, and the butt of a school dildo just visible from between her lips, alone with the two that were also visible in her pussy and ass.
The school name and year plastered across the top of the year book, a caption just below her feet simply read “Jessica’s never been so stuffed full with school spirit before!”
