Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


“Oh, hello Debbie… is that for me?” Principal Hardcock asked as he approached the squatting student outside of his office holding the cup of coffee.

“Oh, yes Sir, mom said you liked it with cream.” she said nodding and standing up.

Bless her mother, Cindy was an ex-student and had come to petition me to help her daughter herself a few weeks ago. And by petition he meant she bent over his desk and stuck her ass in the air so he could pound it until she came screaming just like she had when she was a student.

He’d agreed afterwards, mostly as he expected Cindy to come back in every few weeks to “see how her daughter was doing”.

Which was fine, Debbie didn’t really need much help, sure her grades were a little a little down, but that was mostly due to how much time she was spending showing off the implants her mother had given her for her last birthday. Next semester things would have been back to normal, but Dean never turned down an opportunity to help his students.

Dean opened his door and let Debbie walk in to his office in front of him as he took the coffee from her hand and walked behind his desk and sat down.

“Now then, what do you think we should work on today? Any particular classes you’re having issues with?” Dean asked and Debbie blushed a little.

Before she answered he raised the cup of coffee to his lips and took a sip, the hot black liquid filling his mouth before he swallowed it and raised an questioning eyebrow.

Debbie let out a little giggle and then walked around behind Dean’s desk as well, lowering herself on her haunches once more and looking up at him.

“Well Principal Hardcock, like, Advanced Oral Skills has really been… hard.. this semester. I was totally hoping you could help me with it.” she replied, her fingers already working at his pants zipper.

“I mean I can see how it would be a hard class when you can’t even remember the cream in my coffee…” Dean replied as she popped his dick out and parted her lips.

She giggled and looked back up at him, “Like, don’t worry Principal Hardcock, I’ll totally get your cream right away…” she said and then dove down on to his shaft.

He chuckled as she stroked up and down, it might take her longer than she expected, but he had no doubt she’d succeed. None of his students flunked their classes, no matter even if he had to take each and every one of them under his wing himself.

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