Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.

Donna snapped the photo and then quickly zoomed in on her nipples, “Shit!”, she said outloud to no one in particular, as there was on one else in the bathroom anyway.

She set her phone down and quickly pinched her nipples again, giving them a good twist by the two bars that adorned them before repeating the photo and pouting.

God she hated Mrs. Pricklies advanced dance class!

The woman demanded perfection and no matter how hard Donna tried she just could never match how prominent Tracey’s nipples were, even without the piercings Donna had gotten a few weeks ago.

She double checked the time, “Shit, shit!” she said as she quickly gathered her things and rushed out of the bathroom, running late as usual to Mrs. Pricklies class.

Dashing through the door she ran right into Principal Hardcock and nearly fell flat on her ass.

“Oh! Principal Hardcock, I’m so sorry!” she exclaimed as she righted herself and looked up at his smiling face.

“Not to worry… Donna, right?” he replied and a shiver of pleasure ran through her, Principal Hardcock knew her name!

She nodded her head and to her surprise she felt her nipples grow even harder than they had been.

Principal Hardcock looked down at her now even more visible piercings with a wolfish grin, “You must be on your way to Mr.s Pricklies class…” he said and she nodded once more.

Impossibly her nipples hardened even more as his gaze lingered on them, “You know, Mrs. Pricklies is a real perfectionist. I’ve helped some other students improve their grades with her, would you like some… pointers?” he asked, reaching out and flicking one of her nipples with his finger.

Her knees almost gave out from beneath her, “YES!” she cried out and then quickly covered her mouth with her hand, “I mean, yes please Principal Hardcock. That is, if you would be willing…”

Principal Hardcock nodded and smiled, waving his hand towards his office and Donna eagerly followed his direction.

She couldn’t wait to see how hard her nipples would be once he was through with them. Then she’d for sure be able to show up Tracey and get top marks in Mrs. Pricklies class!