Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


Dean rolled his eyes as he walked down the hallway, classes were in session and no one should have been in the halls, but he could see Lilly kneeling down by her locker.

He walked towards her, her top hanging loosely open, and she looked right up at him with lust in her eyes as she played with her pigtails, “Oh, hello Principal Hardcock.”

“Hello Lilly, shouldn’t you be in class?” he asked.

The lust remained but her lips curled into a grin as he hands moved down her chest to cup her breasts, forcing her top all the way open. She gave them a few jiggles with her hands and the pushed them as far forward as she could.

“Oh, well, I was feeling a little feverish and Miss Knockers said I could go see Nurse Booty… and well, I felt a little dizzy on the way and sat down for a moment.”

Dean nodded and waved his had towards her open top, “And…?”

“Oh, well, I though I might just need to cool off a little…”

“Did it work?” Dean asked.

Lilly smiled broadly, “Well, it was helping… before I saw you walking down the hall.” she replied as she licked her lips.

“Well then, perhaps we should get you to Nurse Booty’s office then…” Dean said and walked over, extending his hand down to help her up.

Lilly blushed and started to reach out for it, but went straight past it to Dean’s pants, “Oh, I think I know what will help… something a little salty to wet my lips with…”

With expert fingers Lilly quickly undid Dean’s pants and had them, and his underwear, around his ankles and his dick between her lips.

Dean took hold of her pigtails and gently guided her head back against the lockers and then slowly started to stroke in and out of her mouth. He picked up the pace until the sound of the metal buckling with each stroke echoed throughout the hall.


Lilly licked the cum from her lips as she watch Principal Hardcock walk away from her down the hall, she’d be seeing him again soon enough.

After all, she hadn’t really gotten permission from Miss Knockers to leave class so she was sure to get a detention slip when she got back, and that mean a trip to the Principal’s office.

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