Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series isย here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.

“Uhm, like 69?” Lexi replied as she held her pencil to her lip and hoped that it was right.

The look of disappointment in Miss Lipsome was obvious, “No, not quite.” her math teacher replied.

Lexi pouted and her lower lips quivered as Miss Lipsome stared at her, waiting for what Lexi knew she had to do.

“Well Lexi?” Miss Lipsome finally said.

Lexi rolled her eyes and stood up, she stomped her foot and looked Miss Lipsome right in the eyes, “But.. it’s not my fault…” she started but the hard look she received in return told her there was no point.

With a sigh Lexi reached around and undid her top, god she hated math class!

With her tit exposed she sat back down and hoped she wouldn’t be called on again.

* * *

Lexi was pouting as she stood naked in the corner of the classroom, well, naked except for the dunce cap that sat upon her head.

The rest of the class had left a while ago and Miss Lipsome was marking papers, ignoring Lexi completely.

She wanted to speak up, but knew that would only get her into more trouble than she already was. Her best hope was that Miss Lipsome didn’t have too much work to do.

Then, everything changed, a broad smile cross cross her lips and her eyes sparkled.

“Oh, Principal Hardcock, I wasn’t expecting you.” Miss Lipsome said as the Principal walked into the class room.

Lexi’s nipples hardened and she could feel the wetness swell between her legs.

“I was just walking by and saw Lexi in the corner again…” he said, waving his hand in her general direction.

“Yes, she had been having… trouble, in class lately.” She replied.

Principal Hardcock nodded and rubbed his chin, “Perhaps I should take her to my office and see if I can help with that.”

Lexi almost burst out in joy but managed to contain herself.

“Oh, that would be wonderful Principal Hardcock. I would very much appreciate it.” Miss Lipsome replied, licking her lips as Lexi’s mind raced headlong towards what kind of help Principal Hardcock might give her.

Last time it had been a good hard dicking in her pussy, making her count each and every stroke, and restarting each time she lost count. It had taken her several attempts before she’d managed to count high enough to reach orgasm.

Principal Hardcock looked over her way and smiled, “Well, get dressed Lexi, and let’s see how your counting skills are doing.”

“Yes Sir, Principal Hardcock!” she cried out and quickly followed him out of the classroom.