Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.
The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.
Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.
“Oh, hello Helen, can I help you with something?” Dean asked as he approached his office and saw the school’s history teacher standing in front of it reading a book.
Helen looked up from the book and smiled, “Ah, Principal Hardcock! Yes, yes you can.” she replied seriously and Dean waved her through the door to his office.
They both passed through it and Dean closed the door behind him, “Well that’s what I’m here for, so what’s on your mind?” he asked as he walked to his desk.
He heard the book Helen was holding clap closed and he turned to see her holding it out towards him, “I found one of my students reading this.” she said with obvious concern.
Dean took the book and leaned back on the edge of his desk before reading the title aloud, “The Unauthorized History of Anal Sex”.
Dean raised an eyebrow and cleared his throat a little, “Yes, obviously a cheeky title, but I don’t see the harm.”
Helen gasped and pulled the book from his hands and then opened it, flipping several pages before thrusting it back at him.
“And what do you think of this?” she said accusingly.
“Anal sex still requires protection as the risk of pregnancy is still high if the girl is ovulating.” Dean read aloud and shook his head.
“Well, obviously it’s not a serious book…” he started to reply.
“Come now Principal Hardcock, we can’t have such trash in our school. This needs to be dealt with immediately! Who knows how many copies of this book are circulating around the school!” Helen almost screamed.
“Well… I’m not an expert but, how do we know it’s not true?” Dean asked.
“Clearly not, but I am a History teacher and know that this is a complete fabrication! Here, let me show you.” she replied and then walked up to one of the chairs in front of Dean’s desk and repositioned it. Then she quickly took her skirt off and bent over at the waist, spreading her legs and pushing her ass right towards Dean.
“I’ve been ovulating for two days, stick that cock in my ass and jus try and get me pregnant!” she said over her shoulder as she spread her ass cheeks.
Dean smiled and nodded, “Well, if you insist.” he replied and dropped his pants to the floor and proceeded to push the tip of his dick up against her sphincter.
“So, as you can see class, anal sex does not cause pregnancy.” Helen said as she finished the video of Principal Hardcock slamming into her ass and unloading deep into her bowels.
She walked over and turned the lights back on and then spun around several times to show off her firm abs.
She’d setup her phone in Principal Hardcock’s office before he’d arrived, just in case, she need proof and it was a good thing she had.
A weeks worth of her investigating how many copies of the book were in the school had turned up dozens! Every student in the school must have read it by now and she needed to put an stop of it once and for all.
She was quite sure her demonstration would do that, and she’d even had a few of the students from her other classes that she’d show the video too come up and turn in additional copies of the book, apologizing for having them.
The bell rang and the class quickly got up and started to shuffle out of the class room, “Remember the reading for next weeks class, ‘The Historical Place of Women in the Home; Ten Ways To Keep Your Husband Satisfied’. Pay extra attention to chapter 8, ‘Anal Sex, the Best Birth Control’!” she called out to them.
Helen returned to her desk and took a seat as her next class started to file into the room. She quickly reset the video and presentation, ready to enlighten the next set of students. At this pace she’d have gotten through the entire student body by the end of the week.
