Thursday September 26, 2024

Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.

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“Oh, Coach Tightend, what are you doing here?” Dean asked as he walked out into his backyard as the sun set on another glorious day.

“We need to talk about the athletic’s budget Principal Hardcock.” Jen replied with a firmness in her voice that was usually reserved for pep talks in team huddles.

Dean raised an eyebrow, “Oh? Anything in particular? Perhaps the football allocation?” he replied knowing full well that it was what she wanted to discuss.

The football team had for many years enjoyed the crowing spot in the athletics department, almost to the point of excluding some of the less popular after school sports. This was the first year that participation in football had fallen to the point that Dean had been justified in reducing the budget for it, moving the money to a mixture of other sports that had seen increases.

Jen walked up to him, still holding her football in front of her, then lifted it up and pushed it towards him, “Football is the lifeblood of this school… I won’t stand by and watch you cut it’s funding just because some boys aren’t man enough to sign up this year.”

Dean took the football from her hands and she quickly grabbed her top and pulled it up and over her head, tossing it aside before she turned around and bent over, reaching down to grabbing her ankles, sticking her ass out and giving it a shake.

“Well now Coach Tightend, might I assume this…” he said as he toss the football over his shoulder and then grabbed her ass with both hands, “…is a counter offer?”

“Fuuuuckkkkk…” Jen gave out in a low moan as Dean massaged her ass.

“You are after all known to be a real hard ass…” he said before letting go of one of her ass cheeks and then giving it a hard slap.

“Oh!” Jen cried out and then gasped.

“I mean, if the rumours are true and all…”

“Just do it! Just fucking do it!” Jen cried out and Dean chuckled before dropping his pants.

“Well, if you insist…” Dean replied and then pushed his cock up to her sphincter and gently pushed in.

Jen let out a half moan, half squeal, half battle cry as she flexed her sphincter tightly around Dean’s shaft.

“Oh, they are, aren’t they…” Dean said with amusement as he pushed deeper and deeper into her ass even with the resistance her sphincter was now providing.

Jen knew the rumours, it was hard for the staff and students not to notice how much time she spent in the school gym on the equipment, almost always focusing on her buttocks.

What wasn’t so obvious was her nightly time spent with a dildo stuff in her butt, flexing those muscles that no equipment in the gym could possible help with.

Jen expertly squeezed her ass around Dean’s cock, just like she’d practiced so many times before, until he could hold back no longer, and filled her bowels with his cum.

Her orgasm caused her to lose balance, sliding off his cock, and tumbling to the ground, cum dribbling out of her ass and a blissful stupid look on her face.

Her her dazed state she heard, but didn’t comprehend, Principal Hardcock say something before he turned and left her lying there on the ground.

It took her a few minutes to come down from her orgasm induced high, but as she did, his words finally made sense, and she smiled in gleeful joy as she managed to get and and leave.

“Not bad Coach, I’ll give you back 1% of the budget I took from you… each week you come by and offer up that tight little end of yours.”