Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.
The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.
Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.
“Oh, come on Mom… just because you were a cheerleader in highschool doesn’t mean I’m going to be.” Cassidy said in a whiny tone as she rolled her eyes. She was sitting on a stool in the kitchen with her legs spread to the sides and her hands in front of her barely covered pussy.
Just because she wasn’t going to try out for the cheer squad didn’t mean she wasn’t a dirty little slut of course, it just meant she didn’t want to be a bottle blonde dirty little slut.
She was more of a goth slut, to her mother’s eternal shame.
“But honey…!” her mother whined back, “It’s, like, tots a family tradition!” Jewel replied.
Cassidy just shook her head, pushed forward off the stood, and gave her mother a dismissive hand wave, “Get a grip Mom… it’s not going to happen.”
Then she left, leaving her mother pouting with her arms crossed under her massive chest.
“Like, thanks for coming by Principal Hardcock!” Jewel said as she pulled her tight skirt down with one hand as she held the door open with the other.
It was her last ditch effort to try and save her precious girl from a life of total boredom! She just couldn’t imagine how much more fun being a cheerleader was and how it would set her up for success in the future.
“My pleasure Jewel, it’s always nice to see a former student.” he replied.
Her grin across her face grew twice as wide and a giggle escaped her lips as she closed the door behind him as he passed by. She also too the opportunity to tug the sides of her top in and push up her tits a little as they walked towards the kitchen.
As they entered she gestured for him to take a seat at the breakfast table as she headed over to the fridge, “Like, want something to drink?” she asked.
“No thank you, I’m fine.” he replied and she grabbed a little drink box of milk from the fridge for herself, piercing the top with the little straw and walked back over to where he was seated.
“So, what can I do for you Jewel? Cassidy is a straight A student so there’s no concern there.” he said.
Jewel gave a little suck on the straw, letting a droplet or two of milk drip from her chin when she took it out from between her lips.
“Oh, like, yeah… she’s a great student…” Jewel said in a semi-depressed tone.
“But…” Principal Hardcock prompted her to continue.
“But… like… she’s so… different… ya know?” she finished.
“Ah, I see. Well a lot of the boys seem to like… different these days… so that’s not bad.” he said with a hand wave.
“OH! Yeah, I get it totally! It’s just… well, I’d hoped she be more like me… I was hoping, like, you might have some totally good ideas to help? I’d be tots grateful…” she replied as she raised a leg up and set her foot down on the chair he was sitting in between his legs.
The motion pulled her tight skirt up around her waist, but it was her hands that pulled her tits out from her top.
Principal Hardcock reached out and ran his hand along the side of her leg with a smile, “Well… I might be able to have a chat with her… no promises of course…”
Jewel let out a giggle as she leaned forward, slipping her foot from the chair, and dropping down on to her knees between his legs, “Like, of course! giggle” she replied and proceeded to undo his pants until she could get her lips wrapped around his hardening shaft.
“Oh, like hi Principal Hardcock!” Cassidy said as she turned around after returning to her locker from cheer practice.
“Hello Cassidy, how was practice?” he asked.
She let out a little giggle and turned around and held out her pompoms.
“It was… Aaaaaaaaaaa OK!” she replied with a russel of her pompoms and a giant smile on her face.
She hadn’t been sure at first when Principal Hardcock had called her into his office and suggested she try out for the cheer squad, but he’d assured her that she’d fit right in and she didn’t have to wear the bright pink uniforms or change her hair colour.
And he’d been right, the girls on the cheer squad had been completely open to her look and even held a sewing party to make her custom black and while uniform!
Going blonde had been her own idea, it just seemed like the right time to do it and now she couldn’t be happier!
Ok, she could be happier, all the other girls on the cheer squad had such huge tits compared to her.
“Well I’m glad to hear it Cassidy, I’m glad you’re enjoying the squad.” he replied with a smile.
“Like… I mean, yes! Tot… I’m mean certainly, and it’s all thanks to you Principal Hardcock.” she replied, so excited she almost seemed to forget how to talk properly.
“Well, if you have any concerns or anything, just drop by my office any time.”
She nodded and blushed, “Thank you, I will!” she replied as he turned to leave and she turned back to her locker to put her things away and head home.
“So Cassidy, what can I do for you?” Principal Hardcock asked as she sat on the couch in his office, her tits threating to burst out at any moment.
“Like, you can tots call me Cassie now. Me and the girls just totally wanted to stop by and, like, thank you!” Cassie said with a wicked little grin on her lips.
Principal Hardcock raised an eyebrow, “The girls?” he inquired.
Cassie pulled her hands out from between her legs and gave her new tits a heft, one at a time, “giggle Yeah, like E and Z.” she replied, the tiny little knot in her top finally giving up and releasing her tits to the open air.
Cassie giggled even more as she sprung up from the couch and wiggled her way over to Principal Hardcock, dropping to her knees, eager to show him exactly how grateful she was that he convinced her to join the cheer squad.
She knew her mother would be so proud of her now.
