Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.
The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.
Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.
“Oh! Principal Hardcock, welcome to the Home Ec department!” Carla greeted me enthusiastically as I entered the classroom.
It was after school hours so none of the students were there, but I was surprised to see Tammy from shop class behind the counter. Tammy was a relatively new hire and was still getting the hang of things around the school.
“Carla, Tammy, working late?” I asked.
Carla giggled and nodded as Tammy just nodded.
“Yeah, Tammy did some work on my car so I offered to help her learn how to bake.” Carla replied.
Tammy looked a little confused but nodded along, “Yeah, uh, like, I never learned how to bake before… and like… it’s important?”
I smiled and nodded, then walked over beside Tammy to see what she was doing, the frowned and shook my head, “Carla, didn’t you show her how to kneed doe properly?”
Carla blushed and shook her head, “We were just getting to that…”
I sighed and then took the wooden spoon from Tammy’s fingers before setting it down and stepping in behind her, “Let me show you… put your hands on the doe and just follow along.” I said before reaching around her waist and grabbing her tits.
I started to kneed them and Tammy both moaned and mimicked the action on the doe in front of her.
“Principal Hardcock! I never knew you were such a good baker!” Carla exclaimed.
I nodded and smiled, “I’ve been known to whip up a few interesting treats in the kitchen before.” I replied.
Carla smiled and wiggled her way around the table before kneeling down beside me, her hands went between Tammy and I to find my zipper and she fished my dick out, “Mmmm… I know just the treat I want…” she said just before wrapping her lips around my dick and sucking it in.
It wasn’t long before both Carla and Tammy were bent over the table and getting the treat they both were craving.
Tabitha frowned and banged the GPS on her bike, the stupid things wasn’t working, it said that this was a dead end but she could clearly see a town just down the road.
She sighed and slipped her glove back over her tattooed covered hand, adjusted her leather jacket, and moved a stray bit of short black hair from her forehead.
She pursed her jet black lips together and frowned, “Fuck it. I need gas and there must be at least one gas station in that podunk town.” she said aloud to no one.
A twist of the throttle and she was off once more. The cross country trip she’d been on had taken her all over the place, what was one more little backwater town? Maybe they even had a parts store she could pick up a few things she needed, her bike was hanging together with bailing wire and twine at this point, good thing she was hand with engines.
A smile crossed her lips as the wind hit her face, the freedom was intoxicating, she couldn’t dream of anything better than this.
