Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


“Hurry up young lady or you’ll be late for school!” Veronica’s mother called from down the upstairs hallway.

“Like, I know mom!” she cried back as she finished putting her barrettes in her hair. She cocked her head to the side with a flick and watched the pigtails jossell perfectly and set let out a giggle.

She quickly headed out to the hallway where her mother was standing a few steps down the stairs, almost tapping her foot with her arms crossed.

“You’re not going to school dressed like that are you?” she asked with a raised eyebrow.

Veronica pouted, “Like, what’s wrong with this?” she asked, spinning around, her tartan skirt flying up revealing the lack of panties under it.

“I will not have any daughter of mine going to school photograph day dressed like that! Now get back in there and find a matching pair of heels to go with that skirt young lady!”

Veronica looked down at the nearly knee high black boots she was wearing, the laces coming all the way up them and cocked her head to the side and wrinkled her forehead.

She really did like the boots, they were her favorite, but her mother was right too, they really didn’t go with the skirt. Still, her instinct was to disagree with her mother and so she was still trying to find some way to do so.

“Did you hear me?” her mother said in an accusing tone.

“Yeah… ok. I’ll be right back.” she replied, continuing to pout but having to other answer. She sulked her way back in to her room and opened her closet once more, the entire floor covered in shoes. Shifting through them as quickly as she could she found a pair of black and red pumps that had a good 5 inches of heels to them.

Taking them back to the bed with her she sat down and pulled her boots off, and slip on the heels. A quick check in the full length mirror revealed no other issues and so she wiggled her ass back to the stairs where her mother nodded in approval.


Veronica walked in to the gymnasium as her name was called and nearly giggled from the butterflies milling around in her stomach. The gym was filled with a dozen different sets, each behind thick black curtains to control the lighting. She knew that behind each curtain at least one student having their photo taken.

Veronica made her way over to the one that she had preselected and stepped behind the curtain, where she saw the photographer and Principal Hardcock.

Her smile beamed from ear to ear at the sight of the principal and she made her way over to the two men.

“Oh my god, Principal Hardcock! Like, what are you doing here?”

“Well I couldn’t miss photo day for the graduating class’s valedictorian could I?” he said with a smile.

She let out a giggle as a response before shaking her head, “Like, I guess not!”

She was proud of being the class valedictorian, she’d sucked so much dick throughout the year to gaurentee her the position, it was gratifying to know that the principal recognized her hard work as well.

“And besides, I thought you might like me to join you in a shot or two.”

“Oh my god, would you!?! Like, I’d be so honoured if you did Sir!”

“Great, then why don’t we get started…” Principal Hardcock said, nodding to the photography her guestured Veronica to get in front of the camera.


Veronica sat at the kitchen table with her mother and was almost squealing. In front of them was Veronica’s laptop, the e-mail from the school photographer open, and the first photo displayed.

“Oh my, that is a nice one.” Veronica’s mother said, looking at the photo of her daughter taken from the side, her one leg bent at the knee as she turned her head towards the camera and smiled.

Veronica nodded, excited to see the next ones.

“At that one looks very studious.” her mother said as she flipped to the next photo of Veronica facing the camera and pushing her chest out.

The third image appeared, this one with Veronica holding her hands behind her back as Principal Hardcock stood beside her, his hand clearly on her ass.

“Oh my god Veronica!” her mother almost shouted, “Why didn’t you tell me Principal Hardcock was at your class photo session! You’re so lucky to have such a prestigious man there with you!”

Veronica giggled and nodded, “Like, I know mom! He’s such an amazing principal!”

She watched her mother flip through the photo, almost like a time lapse, as Veronica was taken to the bed in the background of the set, pushed down on to the bed on her back, and her legs spread wide. Principal Hardcock moved between them and she clearly remember the feeling of his dick slipping between her wet and waiting pussy lips.

Veronica let out a little moan of the memory as her mother continued to flip through the photos until she cried out, “Stop!”

Her mother stopped at the photo, Principal Hardcock was holding on to her ankles, pushing them back towards her head slightly, as he was deep inside of her. She could just see her head peaking out from the side, the look of lust and ecstasy on her face.

“Oh my god Mom, like set that as my wallpaper!” Veronica cried out as her mother clicked on the photo and set it to the computers wallpaper.

Her mother reached over and stroked Veronica’s head, “I’m so proud of you baby! Class valedictorian *and* a personalized photo with Principal Hardcock! I can’t wait to put one of these on the Christmas card this year!”

“*giggle* Really!?! I’m gonna be on the family Christmas card! Oh my god Mom, thank you!” Veronica cried out and hugged her mom.

Veronica stared at the photo for a few more moments, inwardly admitting that her mother had been right, the black boots would have looked stupid in the photo with Principal Hardcock holding on to them, but those red and black pumps looked amazing.

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