Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.

Part 1 * Part 2

“So class, as you can see…” Miss Gozongas said as she stood in front of the class, “these slap are slap tits slap!” she punctuated each word by taking the pointer and slapping it across each of her tits in turn.

“Rachael, would you come up here for a moment please?” Mis Gozongas said to the petite blonde in the first row of desks.

Rachael hesitated for only a moment and then stood up and walked to the chalk board beside Miss Gozongas.

“If you’d please undo your top dear.” Miss Gozongas said and Rachael complied, exposing her small breasts.

“These, class, are breasts.” Miss Gozongas said, pointing delectably to each of Rachael’s breasts with her pointer.

“Can anyone in the class give me an example of proper language to use for each?”

There was a small murmur through the class until someone near the back raised their hand.

“Yes Mister Hornblower…”

“Ah… would it be… ‘I would like to caress those lovely breasts’…”

“Very good Mister Hornblower, and for these? slap” Miss Gozongas said, this time getting both of her tits at once with the pointer.

“Ah… ‘I want to fuck those big round tits really bad you slut’?”

“Well done Mister Hornblower, well done indeed. Thank you Rachael, you may return to your seat now.”

Racheal did up her shirt and returned to her seat, it wasn’t long until the bell rang and the class ended.

Miss Gozongas looked up and saw Rachael standing in front of her desk, clutching several books to her chest, “Oh Rachael, what can I do for you?”

“Well Miss Gozongas… I was wondering… you know… about… about your tits…” Rachael said and her face turned a deep red.

“It’s nothing to be embarrassed about Rachael, it’s perfectly normal for boys and girls to be interested in tits. Now what did you want to know?”

“Well… I mean… did you always have tits? Or did… did you grow in to them at some point.”

Miss Gozongas let out a belly laugh before replying, “Oh my dear Rachael, I used to have breasts just like yours, but I didn’t ‘grow in to them’, I bought them.”

Rachael’s mouth dropped open in shock, “You… you bought them? You mean… anyone can have tits like yours?”

“Of course, have you been living under a rock or something?”

Rachael shook her head and lowered it, blushing once more, “No… but… well… my parents… they don’t like me to do anything but study…”

Miss Gozongas shook her head and stood up, walking around her desk, her heels clicking with each step she took until she arrived in front of Rachael and gave her a big hug, “Oh poor thing… that’s almost child abuse! We’re going to head straight down to the nurses station and get you all the information you need so you can choose to have tits just like mine if you want.”

Tears started to form in the corners of Rachael’s eyes as she replied, “Oh thank you Miss Gozongas! Thank you so much!”

“And then we’ll stop in to Principals Hardcock’s office and you can tell him how awful your parents are to him. I’m sure he can have a chat with them and make everything all better.”

Rachael just nodded as Miss Gozongas released her from the hug and then started walking her from the classroom towards her dream of having big beautiful tits just like Miss Gozongas.