Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


Gina held up her finger to her lips and gave a silent sush as she leaned up against the back wall of the classroom to Principal Hardcock. The rest of the class was still doing their exam, but Gina was the top student in the class and so she’d finished early.

She’d almost made a mistake on one question because she was rushing through it so fast!

Normally she would have taken her time, double and triple checked her work, but today was different. Miss Overstuffed had called in sick and no substitute teacher had been found, so Principal Hardcock himself had come in to supervise the class!

Gina knew this was her opportunity, and so slowly raised the ruler in her right hand up to her bra, slipped it under it and between her breasts and then started to slowly stroke it up and down.

She spent the last ten minutes of class doing so, licking the top of it, sucking it softly, and slipping her free hand under her skit and playing with herself.

Just as the bell was about to ring, she brought herself to climax so the sound of it going off would hide any noise she might make.

As the rest of the class rushed up to Principal Hardcock to hand in their work, Gina took her time and made sure she was the last one left.

“Hi Principal Hardcock!”

“Hello Gina, I see you finished your test early. How do you think you… performed?”

“Mmmm… I think I performed well, but I’d reaaaallly like to give you a private performance some time Principle Hardcock!”

He smiled at her and her whole body shivered, “Didn’t I see you’re name on the list for Valedictorian this year?”

She nodded enthusiastically, grasped her hands behind her back and swiveled from side to side, pushing her breasts out, “Yes Sir, Principal Hardcock.”

“Well in that case, why don’t you drop by my office after school and we can go over your… qualifications.”

“Of course Principal Hardcock! I’d love to!” she said and the spun around and skipped out of the classroom.

She was sure that once she showed Principal Hardcock her qualification, aka getting his dick between her breasts until he came all over them, she’d be a shoe in for Valedictorian!

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