Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”. The first post in this series is here.


“Thank you for coming Principal Hardcock, I know it’s your day off an all.”

“No problem Jessica, I always have time for a time to discuss my students with their parents.” Dean replied as he followed Jessica through her home in to the living room. He had a smile on his face as he watched her ass sway from side to side as she walked in her skimpy outfit.

“Please, have a seat…” Jessica said as they entered the living room and she continued to walk towards the fireplace.

“Well that certainly takes me back!” Dean said with a chuckle as he looked at the three letters sitting across the mantle of the fireplace.

Jessica smiled and ran her finger across the tops of each letter, “Oh, I thought it might Principal Hardcock… I kept them as a treasured memory of my time at school.” she replied, a devious smile across her lips.

She reached out an ran her finger down the side of the A as she turned her head towards Dean, “A is for…” she started, then with a flourish finished the stroke on the A and raised her hand and gave her ass a slap, “…Anal, the safest kind of sex.”

Jessica then turned around and leaned back against the mantle before continuing, “B is for…” she started and reached up and grabbed her tits, “…Bobbies, the perfect toys for boys.” she continued as she undid her top and let it drop to the floor as she massaged her tits.

“And C is for…” she finished as she reached down and flipped up her tiny skirt and start to rub her pussy, “…Cunny.”

Dean chuckled a little as she wiggled her ass and walked over to where he had sat down.

“And do you remember what D is for?” he asked.

The devious smile returned as she lowered herself between his legs, “D is for… Delicious dick.” she replied as her fingers freed Dean’s manhood fro his pants and her lips wrapped around it.

Dean leaned back and let her work her magic, she’d been one of the best cocksuckers that had ever graduated from his school, and he was only too glad to she her daughter show up on this years new student list.

He knew Jasmine would be just like her mother, dumb as a stump, and that would mean many visits to her mother to discuss her situation at school, just like this one.

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