Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


Dean shook his head and tossed the photo across his desk to Cassandra, who sat with her arms crossed and a scowl on her black lips.

“You know darn well what’s wrong with the photo Cassandra and I won’t have it in my school.” he said with a scowl of his own.

Cassandra narrowed her eyes and re-crossed her legs, “I have no idea what you’re talking about Principal Hardcock, it’s a perfectly suitable photo for the Gothic Arts Club yearbook page.” she replied with a little harrumph at the end.

Principal Hardcock rolled his eyes and shook his head before continuing, “Look Cassandra, you’ve got all the right attire and attitude, but you know the yearbook is important, and we just can’t have someone with… such a small chest representing one of the most important clubs on campus. We’ve had this conversation before, you can certainly be part of the club, heck, you can even be the president of it, but Belladonna has to be in the photo.”

Dean then tossed a second photo across the desk and Cassandra saw her rivals big tits splashed across it.

Cassandra’s nose wrinkled at the photo, “I’m the president, it’s not fair that she gets to take the yearbook photo from me, no matter how big the whore’s tits are!” she spat across the desk.

Principal Hardcock shot out of his seat and stomped around to Cassandra’s seat, “I won’t have that kind of talk in my school young lady! Prostitution is a noble profession and Belladonna is earning money to pay for her college. Now assume the position and apologize this instant!”

Cassandra’s face twisted in defiance and fear, as soon as she’d said it she’d regretted it, knowing she’d pushed Principal Hardcock too far.

She lowered her head in defeat and stood up, walked to the side of the chair and bent over the arm of it, pushing her ass in to the air before flipping her skirt up on to her back to reveal her naked bottom.

“I’m sorry Principal Hardcock for calling Belladonna a whore, she’s a prostitute and a very good one at that.” she said, just before the first slap against her ass was delivered by Principal Hardcock’s hand.

Several more followed, and when her ass was good and red, she felt his dick press up against her sphincter and slide in.

She let out a moan as Principal Hardcock accepted her apology and her mind raced with ideas… sure Belladonna had to be in the year book photo, but that didn’t mean Cassandra couldn’t be in it as well… with a strap on… fucking Belladonna’s whore ass.

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