Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


“Excuse me Miss Cupcakes…” a voice called out and Cammi stopped walking down the hallway and turned to see who it was.

As soon a she did her knees grew weak at the sight of Principal Hardcock striding towards her, “Oh, Principal Hardcock! What can I do for you?”

She grabbed her textbooks tighter to her chest, pushing her breasts together and showing even more cleavage.

“Well, I’m glad you should ask. You see I’m having a little party at my house this weekend and was wondering if you might be willing to whip up a batch of your famous cupcakes for me?”

Her smiled crossed her face from ear to ear, “Why of course Principal Hardcock, I’d be delighted! Why don’t you drop by the kitchen after school and we can go over all the details?”

Principal Hardcock smile and nodded, “Sounds great, see you then.”, then walked back towards his office.

Cammi tried as hard as she could to stop from squealing as she nearly ran down the hallway to her kitchen to prepare for her next class.


Dean checked his watch and nearly jumped out of his chair, “Shit…” he said to no one in particular. It was almost five o’clock, he’d forgotten all about dropping by the kitchen to see Miss Cupcakes.

He hurried down the empty hallway and came to a stop in front of the kitchen, tentatively turning the knob to see if it was still open. It turned easily and he stepped inside.

“Miss Cupcakes? Are you still here?” he asked hesitantly.

“Oh, yes, in the back baking station Principal Hardcock!” her voice echoed through the room and he closed the door behind him as he head towards it.

“I’m sorry for being so late…” he said as he turned the corner to see Miss Cupcakes laid out on the island counter, naked except a light dusting of flower and two perfectly frosted cupcake tops adorning her breasts, with a cherry on top of each one.

“Oh, no worries, I kept myself occupied and I’m sure you’ll make it up to me Principal Hardcock…” she replied and then closed her eyes.

Dean smiled and walked slowly over to her, “Well… yes… I think I know way to do so…” he replied and the slowly lowered his head down and took one of the cherries between his teeth and pushed it all the way down through the frosting until it came in contact with her nipple.

“Ohhhhhhh…..!!!!” Miss Cupcakes enthused as Dean worked the cherry around her nipple, spreading the frosting wider and wider around her breast.

He then reached up and placed his hand over her other breast and pushed down slowly, the frosting squeezing out between his fingers as he took firm hold of the breast beneath it.

“Oh god yes! Spread that frosting all over my cupcake!”

Dean took the cherry in to his mouth and quickly eat it, letting his lips wrap around her nipple as his hand pushed the frosting up to her neck and on to her face.

Miss Cupcake turned her head to the side and wrapped her lips around his frosting covered fingers, moaning passionately as she did so.

It was long before she was sucking on something else entirely… looking for the cream filled center that she was craving so badly.

3