
Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.
The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.
Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.
“Hi Principal Hardcock!” Trish and Gail said as I walked into the classroom.
“Hello girls, thank you for coming after class to meet me here.”
“Oh my gosh, like no probably Principal Hardcock!” Trish replied and then brushed her long blonde hair back over her ear.
“Just happy to help Principal Hardcock!” Gail replied as well.
“Well I’ll get right to the point. Trish, as last years ‘most improved student’, you know I take the award very seriously.” I said and Trish blushed.
“Oh my gosh yes! I was sooooo boring at the start of last year! giggle“
“Exactly, now your a role model for the entire school! I think Gail has similar potential and I want the two of you to work together to bring it out… how does that sound?”
“You think I have potential?” Gail replied enthusiastically.
“Oh my gosh, like, I can totally help her! I mean, look at that high dress and I can’t even see her nipples through her top! giggle“
I nodded and smiled, “I do Gail, and I’m sure Trish can help you become the next ‘most improved student’.”
Gail blushed, Trish blushed and then I left them to it.

“Everything alright Trish?” I asked as I entered the nurses station to see Trish sitting on the exam table.
Trish smiled, bounced a bit and grabbed her pigtails before letting out a giggle fit, “Oh yeah, totally Principal Hardcock!”
“That’s good, I was worried when I heard you had come in to see Nurse Booty today.”
“Like, it’s just a sprained ankle, Gail and I were just try’n on new heels in gym glass! giggle“
I nodded solemnly, “You should never start gym class with new shoes, always wear something you are confident with.” I replied.
Trish gave a little pout and nodded, “Yeah, like, your right.”
“By the way, if Gail has improved as much as you have this year, she’s a shoe in for.” I said offhandedly.
Trish brightened up instantly and giggled, “Like thanks Principal Hardcock, I totally won’t disappoint you! Gail will be the most improved for sure!”
I smiled and nodded, then turned to leave, “Oh, when that ankle heals up why don’t you drop by my office sometime?”
Trish bounced and nodded, “You bet!”

I heard the knock at my front door and called down, “Come on in Gail, I’m upstairs in my office and it’s open.”
The door clicked open and then shut, “Alright Sir!” Gail called back up and then I heard the sound of heels clip clopping up the stairs.
She entered my home office and I look up from the paperwork I was working on with a smile on my face, “Well hello Gail, thanks for agreeing to come for the ‘most improved student’ at my house this weekend.”
Gail ran her fingers through her hair and smiled, “Oh, my pleasure Sir, its an honor to even be considered!” she replied and gave her tits a little shake.
“Well, if your ready to get started…” I said and waved my hand towards her.
“Thank you, I am!” she said and then struck a pose, her hip stuck out as she cupped her tits.
“As you can see, that silly old top is long gone, you can clearly see my tits now. Trish and I decided I should get 600cc implants to start, but I’m looking to upgrade next year.”
She ran her hands down over her mid-rift to the top of her skirt, “As you can see, all the time at the gym and joining the cheer squad has really improved my definition.” she continued giving her lower lip a little bite.
Then she spun around and bent over at the waist, pulling her skirt up over her ass and exposing her bare pussy, “That terrible old skirt is gone as well as my panties…” she said and then ran her fingers over her pussy and gave it a good rub.
She stood back up and took several steps forward, crossing each foot over the other, until she was standing beside me behind my desk.
“Of course those boring old shoes have been upgraded as well.” she continued as she lifted her leg up and placed her shiny black wedge pump between my legs for me to inspect.
“But of course I have to show you what’s really improved the most…” she finished with a smirk and knelt down between my legs, her fingers quickly undoing my pants and pulling them down, “…which is of course my oral skills.”
She swallowed my manhood in one smooth motioned and then proceed to give the blowjob of her life, slurping and sucking until every last drop of cum had been pulled from my balls.
I watched Gail’s ass sway as she left my home office and I made a few notes. She was definitely in the running, but then again, Trish had dropped by and eager bent over my desk as I pounded her ass, so it was a hard decision to make.
Perhaps I’d have to invite them both over next weekend to see which could outdo the other.
A smile crossed my lips and I made a reminder to call them into my office on Monday and give them the good news.
