Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”. The first post in this series is here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.

“Hi Principal Hardcock!” Fanny said as she stood in front of the now open front door of his house.

Dean smiled as he stood in the doorway, “Well hello Fanny, is it that time of year again?” he asked, knowing full well that it was.

“Yeppers!” she replied, clasping her hands behind her back and twisting in place from side to side and giggled.

“Well, come on in then.” he replied and stepped to the side, gesturing her into his home, then closed the door behind her as she skipped by him.

She went straight to the kitchen and then turned around and leaned up against the island counter as he followed her there.

“So, like, how many boxes of cookies can I put you down for this year Principal Hardcock?” she asked, putting her hands onto the counter behind her.

“Hmmmm… I’m not sure… maybe you should tell me what the options are.”

Fanny giggled and pushed herself up onto the island and then hooked her thumbs into her shorts and with one quick motion removed them. She then leaned back and rotated her hips to expose her self as best she could to him.

She lick a finger and the moved it down and ran it across her pussy, “Well Principal Hardcock… there’s the classic vanilla cookie that seems to be everyone’s favorite…” she said moaning a little as she rub.

She then brought her one foot up onto the counter top and raised herself up a little as she reached around her ass so her finger cound circle her sphincter.

“But this year we have a chocolate cookie available as well.” she finished and then gasped as she slipped her finger into her asshole.

“Well those both sound very tempting… what would a box of each cost?” he asked with a smirk.

“Ah!” she said as she pulled her finger out of her ass with a little pop and then giggled, “Oh, not much Principal Hardcock… just an A in math… and an A+ in home economics.” she replied with a grin.

He chuckled and stepped up to her, grabbed her hips and pulled her right to the edge of the island, “Is that all?”

She nodded, gasping a little at the closeness of him, “Please Principal Hardcock… I… I have to make my quota… I know the vanilla cookies… well… everyone’s had those before… but… but… it’s the first time the chocolate cookie have been available…”

She titled her head to the side a little and leaned in to him, placing her lips on his as their tongues intertwined.

He broke the kiss off after a moment and she blushed, “Please Principal Hardcock… I really want you to be the first man to buy my chocolate cookie… the first man I give my chocolate cookie too.”

“Well… I have always been a sucker for a good cause…” he replied and she knew she’d made her sale.

Her fingers flew to his pants and she couldn’t wait for him to have bother of her cookies. Maybe, if she was lucky, she could even drop by next weekend and convince him to be a repeat customer.