Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


“Ah Miss Stacked, you know teachers don’t have to pose for school photos, right?” Dean said as he stood beside the photographer who looked confused and concerned.

giggle Like, I don’t?” Miss Stacked replied as she twirled her hair and looked confused at Dea.

Dean patted the man on the shoulder and turned to him, “Give me a few minutes, I’ll get her out of your hair.”

The photographer nodded and left the room, closing the door behind him.

“No, no you don’t.” Dean replied as he walked over looked at this years shop teacher. They never lasted more than a year and the boys looked to be well on their way to retiring Miss Stacked as well.

Dean hooked a finger into Miss Stacked top and tugged it down a little, “Tell me Miss Stacked, how many times have the boys stuffed more silicone into your tits so far this year?”

giggle Like, I do don’t know… maybe 10? giggle” Miss Stacked replied and then cupped her tits and gave them a jiggle, “But, like, they’re sooooooo big now! giggle

Dean smiled, and placed his thumb on her chin and his finger under it, gently turning her head from side to side, “Looks like they’re really gone hog wild on the fillers and botox as well.”

Miss Stacked just giggled in reply.

“And I’d say by the severe reduction in IQ, they must have gotten the mechanical dildos up and running as one of their first projects.”

“Oh my gawd, like, they did such a good job on those! giggle I’ve been using them for months!” Miss Stacked replied.

Dean nodded, “Have they complete the ass slapper yet?”

Miss Stacked pouted a little, “Like, nugh ugh. But I totally promised whoever got it completed first, I’d totally give a blowjob too! giggle

“It does look like quite a few of them have gotten their tattoo equipment up and running thought.” Dean said as he took her arm and extended it out, turning it over to see the artwork the mostly covered it.

giggle Like, yeah, totally! They even let me use the dildo machines while they do it! giggle

“I’m sure they do, I’m sure they do.” Dean replied with a chuckle and then took her hand and pulled her up from the stool.

“Come with me Miss Stacked, the photographer needs to get back to work.” Dean said and lead her towards the door.

“Like, ok! giggle” she replied and wiggled her ass as they left.

Dean made a mental note to visit the shop class and have a chat with the boys. It was important that they complete all of their projects by the end of the year and it looks like they were falling behind in a few areas. It wasn’t just the failure to build the ass slapper, but they were clearly focused on Miss Stacked chest, and had been ignoring her ass, which would never do.

It wasn’t a total loss, they had gone above and beyond on her tits and he could appreciate that.

A smile crossed his lips as the memory of Miss Stacked interview at the beginning of the year came back to him. She had proudly presented her Ph.D in Mechanical Engineering and the long list of prestige schools she’d taught at to him. Of course the only qualification that really mattered to Dean was her near washboard chest, tiny ass, lilly white skin, and bland appearance.

As they entered Deans office he turned to Miss Stacked and smiled, “Tell me Miss Stacked, do you mind if I give your ass a good slapping while I fuck you or do you prefer me to just play with those big fake tits?”

Miss Stacked blused and touched her lower lip with her long fake nail, “giggle Like, either one you want Principal Hardcock, just as long as you fuck at least two of my holes! giggle

Dean chuckled and nodded, “I can do that, no problem.”, and then closed the door behind them.

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