Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series is here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.


Mizuki puffed up her hair and double checked her outfit one last time, “Mizuki, hurry up!  You’re going to be late for school again!” her mother called from the other room.

“Mommmmm!  Like, I’m almost ready, take a pill!” she shouted back and pouted as she grabbed her hand bag from the bathroom counter and stuffed her phone in it just before making sure here tits looked perfect in the mirror.

She clip clopped her way out to the front door where her mother was waiting with her lunch.  If she was honest about it, her mother was still quite a good looking woman, the doctor had done an excellent job on her new tits, they were easily bigger than her head now, and she had been spending a lot more time at the gym.

Though that seemed mostly be because the gym coach from her high school was one of the personal trainers there and Mizuki was pretty sure her mother was trying to get in to his pants.

She giggled to herself softly, since she was being honest and all, she wouldn’t have minded getting in to the gym teachers pants either!  The stories some of the other students told of how hung he was made Mizuki’s pussy wet just thinking about it.

“Don’t doddel any more Muzuki or you’ll have to see the principal… again!” her mother said, pushing the brown paper bag in front of her daughters face.

It was a good thing too otherwise she would have seen the wicked smile across Mizuki’s lips at the thought of seeing the principal again, she hadn’t been called to his office in a least a week!

“Thanks mom.” she replied half heartedly and took the lunch from her mother before turning and walking out of the house.


Mizuki sauntered down the street, taking her time as she checked her phone and realized she was a good ten minutes late for class.  She figured that was enough and so she picked up her pace and made it to the front steps a few minutes later.

She turned right in to the office and stepped up to the counter and pouted at Candy, “Hi Candy… I’m late… again…”

“Oh my Mizuki, have a seat and I’m sure the Principal will want to talk to you.”

A bright smile crossed her lips and she bounced up and down slightly, “Thanks Candy!” she cried as she skipped her way over to one of the empty chairs in the waiting room.

It wasn’t long before Candy called her in to the Principal’s office and she wiggled her way through the door before Candy closed it behind her.

Principal Hardcock was typing on his computer and so she stood right in front of his desk, crossed her legs, put her hands behind her back and bit her lower lip as she waited for him to say something.

He finally looked up and frowned, “Late again Mizuki?  What am I going to do with you?” he said, shaking his head from side to side.

“I’m sorry Principal Hardcock.” she said and pouted at the same time as she lowered her head.

Principal Hardcock stood up and stepped around his desk, “Well, first things first, let’s make sure your in your proper school uniform.”

She turned around and thrust her chest out, jiggling her tits a bit, “Oh yes Sir!  I made sure to double check this morning!”

“I’ll be the judge of that.” he said sternly as he looked up and down her body, a quiver of excitement ran down her spine as he did.

“Of course Sir.”

“White top, not covering the belly button.  Good.” he said, then reached out and squeezed her tits, “No bra, very good.”

Then he grabbed her by the hips and turned her around, “Skirt shouldn’t come below he ass cheeks, check.  At least 3 inch heels, check.” he said, kicking her feet apart.

Then his fingers slipped under her skirt and over her moist pussy lips, “No panties, perfect.” he said as he flipped up her skirt and pushed her down on to his desk.

“And what is this?” he asked, touching the jeweled butt plug she had slipped in to her ass not an hour before after giving herself her morning enema.

“Its… its… not against the dress code.” she replied hesitantly, hoping she was right.

“True… but you could be hiding contraband in there…  I think I’m going to have to inspect it.  You don’t mind do you Mizuki?” he replied as he turned the butt plug around a full 360 degrees and she let out a low moan.

“N… no… no sir.” she replied as she felt the bulbous plug being pulled from her ass and her eyes widened as her sphincter did as well.

He placed it on the desk and a moment later she felt his cock push up against her rear entrance.

“Now Mizuki I’m going have to inspect really deep to make sure there’s nothing in there so just relax, ok?”

“Yes Principal HardcOOOOOCCCCKKKKKK” she cried out as he pushed in to her ass and a wave of pleasure raced up her spine and slammed in to her brain.

“OH GOD YES!  DEEPER!  DEEPER!  INSPECT MY ASS DEEPER!” she cried out as the Principal pushed all the way in and she felt his pelvis push up against her ass cheeks.

He pulled back and she moaned in ecstasy as he did.

“Well, I didn’t find anything with my first look, but maybe a second or third inspection is warranted.” he said with a chuckle and pushed back in to her.

“Oh god yes!  Principal Hardcock, look again!  Look again!” she cried out as he started to slide in and out of her ass faster and faster.

“Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  Get all the way in there!  Look in every nook and cranny!  Don’t let a single inch of by ass escape your inspection!”

“Fuck Mizuki, I don’t think there’s any contraband in here!  Let me just sign my work so the other teachers know you’ve been throughly inspected.” he said and Mizuki felt his cum flow in to her ass.

She came hard and nearly lost consciousness sprawled across his desk, but she felt him push her jewel plug back in to her ass and give her ass a good hard slap before flipping her skirt back down.

“There, now any teacher that takes out your plug to inspect your ass will know I’ve already done it.  Now get to class Mizuki, I don’t want to see you back down here in my office for at least a week.  If your late again, just have Candy write you up a note to take home to your mother.  Understand?”

Mizuki managed to get her self up right and node, “Yes Principal Hardcock.”

She wiggled her ass as she left his office, still feeling his warm cum bottled up inside of her behind her favorite butt plug.  Then a frown crossed her lips, could she really wait an entire week before being sent to the principal’s office again?

Maybe if she skipped school entirely tomorrow that would get her in enough trouble to get called in to the principals office?

She wasn’t sure, but there was only one way to find out…

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