A hands on kind of leader...

Saturday March 30, 2019

Wish for Porn High is a series of captions in which Dean has used one of his three wishes to “be the principle at a porn parody version of his high school”.

The first post in this series isΒ here. All stories in the serires tagged here.

Note, all characters depeicted are over 18. The wish made all the students into adults, as all porn parody actresses are adults in these films.

Abi sat in the teacher’s lounge on the decrepit couch, photos of some of the previous staff and students on the wall behind her and adjusted her shirt, making sure enough cleavage was visible. She raised a hand to her glasses and pushed them up her nose a little just as Principal Hardcock entered the lounge.

She bounced up from the couch and swayed her ass as she walked over to him, “Excuse Principal Hardcock?” she said in her broken, halting english.

“Oh, Ms. Headlights, what can I do for you?” he asked, turning to her and a shiver ran down her spine like it did any time the principal looked her way.

“Abi need talk, very important!” she replied, her head nodding up and down slightly as she did, causing her glasses to once more slide down her nose and she pushed them back up in to place with a single finger.

“Alight, why don’t you come to my office at lunch and we can talk about whatever you like.”

“Yes, yes. Abi thank Mr. Hardcock. Abi be there.” she nodded and quickly minced her way out of the lounge and to class.

Abi sat across from Dean in his office, her hands clasped in front of her, “Mr. Hardcock, Abi have problem. No Asian girl in class!”

“Ah, I see that is quite the problem, how can you teach world history without the proper representation?” Dean replied and nodded assuringly.

“Abi no know what do. Please Principal Hardcock, tell Abi.” Abi said, a pout forming on her lips as she finished.

“Well Ms. Headlights, you certainly can’t teach a World Sex History class without a good little Asian slut to show the class how they have sucked and fucked throughout history. But I think I have a solution.”

“Yes, yes! Tell Abi, tell Abi what do!”

“You’ll just have to do the Asian demonstrations yourself.”

“Oh! Abi thank Mr. Hardcock! That good idea!” Abi replied and bounced up and down in the chair slightly with excitement.

“Now tell me Ms. Headlights, when was the last time you were ‘certified’ as an Asian slut? After all we can’t have an uncertified Asian slut sucking and fucking in class…”

Abi pouted once more as she stopped bouncing in the chair, “Abi no certified, what Abi do now?”

“Well I have good news, I can certify you right now with a simple test.”

“Abi thank Mr. Hardcock!” Abi replied as Dean stood up and walked around to the front of his desk and beside Abi. He reached down and placed his thumb just in front of Abi’s lips and she quickly too it in to her mouth.

With his free hand he reached down in to her top and found her rock hard nipple waiting, a pinch brought a moan from her. He reached down lower until his hand was under her tit and he then pulled it up and free from her top. He repeated the process with her other tit as she countinued sucking on his thumb and her legs spread apart as if by their own volition.

He pulled his thumb from her mouth and reached down under her skirt, he other hand still fondling her tit as his fingers found her slick, bare pussy.

She looked up at him from the chair, here breathing heavy, her eyes wild with need from behind her glasses as his fingers continued to play with her body.

“So far so good Ms. Headlights; proper oral response, a proper set of tits, legs spread well, a proper slutty bare pussy, and proper lubrication.”

“Abi thank principal Hardcock. Me so horny!” she cried out as his fingers slid in to her pussy and she bucked against them. Her fingers found his belt and then his zipper and then finally his underwear as they all fell to the floor. Her lips quickly wrapped around his hardening shaft and she swallowed it all the way down to the base.

“No gag reflex, very good.” Dean said as he reached up and grabbed a hold of the back of her head, pulling her up and then pushing her down hard once more, giving no resistance to him.

“Takes direction well…” he said, slamming her up and down his shaft several more times with his hands.

He pulled her all the way off his shaft and she let out a gasp, “Yes! Yes! Fuck Abi’s face! Me horny Asian slut! Me love face fuck!” she cried out and grabbed his hard cock with both hands, jacking him up and down.

“You cum on Abi’s face! You make Abi cum like slut!” she pleaded as she left her mouth open and stuck out her tongue. Moments later Dean unloaded on to her face and glasses with streams of his seed and he watched her whole body twitch as her eyes rolled in to the back of her head from her powerful orgasm.

Dean looked down as Abi slumped in the chair, almost sliding all the way off of it, “Congratulations Mr. Headlights, I can officially certify you as an Asian slut. I’m sure the boys in your class will be quite impressed with your demonstrations this semester.”

Abi looked up through the fog of please and smiled, “Abi thank Principal Hardcock. Abi so Happy Abi certified Asian slut now!”

Dean smiled as Abi walked from his office, he did so love the start of the semester. He’d “certified” three of the teaching staff so far and he was looking forward to his meeting the next day with Ms. Wigglebottoms, the biology teacher. Her specialties were the colon and rectum and he was going to ensure that she was fully certified in both.

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